SmilezXD123

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Member Since: 30 Jun 2011 08:30am

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It's hard to swin
in a world so shallow ♥

ey my name is amanda and im 13 years old and 1 direction is my life so yeah
zayn mailik is hot <3

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 4:47pm UTC

When you carry a Bible,
the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints.
When he sees you living it, he flees.
And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
I just defeated him.
Favorite, copy & paste (JOCKED THIS) this if you're in God's army nmq.

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Tell the
devil I said hey when you come go back to where your from
ZiZi123

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 6:00pm UTC

click to see this quote

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 10:07am UTC

HAPPY THANKSGIVING
EVERYONE!!! <3

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 10:50am UTC

That awkward momentt
When the snow storm causes more trouble than hurricane irene<3

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 5:44pm UTC

Dear macy's
Why do you have Christmas stuff out??
Sincerely,
It's not even holloween yet :/

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
September 21, 2011 7:43pm UTC

And then ...
they change facebook... again :/

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
September 21, 2011 3:02pm UTC

Ever notice
that elmo only speaks in the 3rd person?

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 10:26am UTC

Ever wonder What your toes are there for?
i Because to me they are just useless ♥

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 5:36pm UTC

School starts tomorrow.
kill me now.
nmf
~

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 2:19pm UTC

That angry moment when
you think of an awsome quote and it get like 10 faves...
Then someone coppies it and gets a top quote!
Like what is this?
SmilezXD123

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 9:46pm UTC

wow pympy quotes, wtf? its just like witty, lozers

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 1:34pm UTC

That one day when...
You cannot think of a good quote :/
SmilezXD123

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 1:31pm UTC

This week I survived
an,
earthquake and Hurricane Irene
Take that mother nature!

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 6:18pm UTC

The Awkward Moment When...
Hurricane Irene Doesn't come.
♥
nmf

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 12:36pm UTC

I got flash lights, tons of water, sandbags
food that doesnt have to be cooked,
flashlights, lighters,
and tons of candles
so ....
Hurricane Irene
BRING IT!
♥
NMF

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 8:22pm UTC

Am i the only one who
fears they are going to be
the only person
the WHOLE WORLD
who will never find love):

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 7:33pm UTC

That awkward moment when....
your mom comes home and says "did you feel the earthquack?" and your like "what earthquack?"

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 8:47pm UTC

someone told me
a strawberry is not a berry
but...
a BANANA is
mind=blown♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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SmilezXD123
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 12:29pm UTC

wow!!!
Im bored..

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