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SmallFry
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October 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC

Today I learned that my friend traded her favorite silly band
for a brown "potato" silly band...
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SmallFry
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October 5, 2010 4:49pm UTC

Hey little guy!
I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy!
Come here squishy! Come here little squishy! come eh doo doo dat dat daa daa
OW!
Dori! Thats a jellyfish!
Bad squishy! BAD SQUISHY!

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SmallFry
posted a quote
October 5, 2010 4:42pm UTC

FLUBBER
...was the best damn booger in the world.

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SmallFry
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September 30, 2010 7:11pm UTC

You're just jealous cause we're young and in love
You're just jealous cause we're young and in love
You're just jealous cause we're young and in love
You're just jealous cause we're young and in love
You're just jealous cause we're young and in love
You're just jealous cause we're young and in love
You're just jealous cause we're young and in love
You're just jealous cause we're young and in love
You're just jealous cause we're young and in love
You're just jealous cause we're young and in love

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SmallFry
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September 30, 2010 6:26pm UTC

Yes!
No!
Yes!
No!
ok lets flip a coin...
Heads I win.
Tails you loose.

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SmallFry
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September 28, 2010 3:22pm UTC

And we sing this morning that wonderful and grand old message.
And I don't know about you but I never get tired of it
Number 99: Just As I Am.
I'm a mountain that has been moved
I'm a river that is all dried up
I'm an ocean nothing floats on
I'm a sky that nothing wants to fly in
I'm a sun that doesn't burn hot
I'm a moon that never shows its face
I'm a mouth that doesn't smile
I'm a word that no one ever wants to say...
Uh, uh, by the will of thee
He wasn't finding anybody when he was on a shelf
I saw him in my dream
I'm a mountain that has been moved
I'm a fugitive that has no legs to run
I'm a preacher with no pulpit
Spewing a sermon that goes on
and on...
Well if we take all these things and we bury them fast
And we'll pray that they turn to seeds, to roots and then grass
It'd be all right, it's all right, it'd be easier that way
Or if the sky opened up and started pouring rain
Like you knew he was trying to start things over again
It'd be all right, it's all right, it'd be easier that way...
*D A I S Y*
Brand New

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SmallFry
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September 21, 2010 4:24pm UTC

There was a very wealthy man, he had everything he could ever want.
But he still felt a
VOID
in his life.
something was empty...
he went to his therapist and explained his problem
the therapist said to the rich man..
"look out my window, what do you see?"
the rich man replies,
"well, i see an old woman, a couple of children playing, some birds up on the wire, and some cars and trucks."
when the man is done the therapist places the rich man in front of the mirror and asks,
"now what do you see?"
the man becomes puzzled and replies,
"well, i see me"
the therapist sits him down back in the chair and says to the man,
"on both the window of my office and the mirror there is a thick sheet of glass,
the only difference on the mirror is a sheet of silver behind the glass, a peice of wealth, silver...
wealth is not the only thing important in this world, it is what is beyond the glass is what we need in our lives,
we do not need silver and money and objects to get through life, we need much more."

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SmallFry
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September 14, 2010 10:14am UTC

we've been writing on the wall
precious paper doll
the pages fall apart
mark hoppus

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SmallFry
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September 12, 2010 6:57pm UTC

Its a panther in disguise....

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SmallFry
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September 12, 2010 6:48pm UTC

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Cuz 7 8 9!
RUN! Chomp! Chomp!
\ /
9..... 7

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SmallFry
posted a quote
September 9, 2010 7:58pm UTC

The best part of what has happened was the part I must have missed.

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SmallFry
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September 6, 2010 7:43am UTC

Were no solution
We are the problem!

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SmallFry
posted a quote
September 3, 2010 3:31pm UTC

Go Google!
And if you disagree then I'm gonna bing your Yahoo right through your Wikipedia...

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SmallFry
posted a quote
September 3, 2010 11:36am UTC

"Can I ask a stupid question?"
"Better then anyone I know..."
-Golden Girls

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SmallFry
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September 3, 2010 11:33am UTC

"Hey come watch I Like Lucy with us!"
"It's not I Like Lucy its I Love Lucy"
"Well how do i know i love her? I haven't seen it yet!"
-Golden Girls

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SmallFry
posted a quote
August 24, 2010 8:48am UTC

Whatever poison's in this bottle
will leave me broken sore and stiff.
But it's the genie at the bottom
who I'm sucking at.
He owes me one last wish..

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SmallFry
posted a quote
August 24, 2010 8:46am UTC

***
If it makes you less sad, I will die by your hand. I hope you find out what you want. I already know what I am. And if it makes you less sad, we'll start talking again. And you can tell me how vile I already know that I am. I'll grow old and start acting my age. I'll be a brand new day in a life that you hate. A crown of gold. A heart that's harder than stone. And it hurts a whole lot, but it's missed when it's gone. Call me a safe bet. I'm betting I'm not. I'm glad that you can forgive. I'm only hoping as time goes, you can forget. If it makes you less sad, I'll move out of the state. You can keep to yourself. I'll keep out of your way. And if it makes you less sad, I'll take your pictures all down. Every picture you paint, I will paint myself out. It's cold as a tomb, and it's dark in your room, when I sneak to your bed to pour salt in your wounds. So call it quits or get a grip. Say you wanted a solution. You just wanted to be missed. Call me a safe bet. I'm betting I'm not. I'm glad that you can forgive. I'm only hoping as time goes, you can forget... You are calm and reposed. Let your beauty unfold. Pale white, like the skin stretched over your bones. Spring keeps you ever close. You are second hand smoke. You are so fragile and thin. Standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain. You are the blood in my veins. Call me a safe bet. I'm betting I'm not. I'm glad that you can forgive. I'm only hoping as time goes, you can forget.
***
- Jesse Lacey

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SmallFry
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 7:47pm UTC

Well, Jesus Christ, I’m alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem's gonna last
More than the weekend...
Well, Jesus Christ I’m not scared to die
I’m a little bit scared of what comes after
Do I get the gold chariot?
Do I float through the ceiling?
Do I divide and fall apart?
Cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark
This ship went down in sight of land
And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands?
- Jesse Lacy, Brand New

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SmallFry
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 7:40pm UTC

For all my life i will always fight
I will always stand up for what i think is right
i will speak out loud with the voice that i was given
I will always defend the way that im living
and as days fade, from now till then
someday we will sing and how bout back then
We will know that we never backed down
We will know that we stood our ground
-Time Again

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August 16, 2010 4:07pm UTC

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