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Skylaire

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Member Since: 20 May 2011 08:41pm

Last Seen: 20 Nov 2018 02:59pm

Gender: F

user id: 175939

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  1. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2014 8:17pm UTC
    Hated by many.
    Loved by more.

  2. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 8:19pm UTC
    You know my name.
    Not my story.
    You see my smile.
    Not my pain.
    You notice my cuts.
    Not my scars.
    You can read my lips.
    Not my mind.

  3. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    I want to kiss you on New Years Eve at 11:59 PM and don't want you to stop until 12:01, so I can say 2013 ended and 2014 started perfectly

  4. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    When someone cries it's not because they are weak
    it means they've been strong for to long
    quote credit: totalwhovian10
    format credit: random format!

  5. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  6. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 6:45pm UTC
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  7. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 8:28am UTC
    Dear people who talk
    about me not being a
    90's kid and sh*t like
    , YOU say that just
    because I'm 13
    years old and I've had
    a witty for 4 years
    now that I was to
    young to have a witty
    and that I'm not a
    '90's kid for you
    infomtion I was born in
    1999 and 1990-1999
    is the '90's right and
    I don't stuff my bra
    and I never have and
    when I was 10 I wore
    hanna montana and
    high school musical too
    so stop talking sh*t
    sincerely, skylaire

  8. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know what was happening around him. When he arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? I got drunker than I meant to, your mom should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in your dirty clothes. She tried to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm married.’"

  9. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:26am UTC
    kay guyss..
    every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
    it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
    so we can see who eachother are.
    pass it on and sign your name:)♥
    lolgrl3
    molldolldove
    Linabinabae
    UND3R
    OMGreen
    CapriSun
    ruxrux10
    Skylaire

  10. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    0 faves= I'm ugly
    3 faves= I'm okay
    7 faves= I'm cute
    15 faves= I'm pretty
    25 faves= I'm beautiful
    30 faves= I'm breathtaking
    Repost this if you aren't afraid

  11. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Who says the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon

  12. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    A dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his
    wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this, remember god saw you read this

  13. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do? its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to make a YouTube video of all the witty profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! stay strong!
    signatures:
    LilzaxX
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
    SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    Eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo
    Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou
    Marie1388
    ImNotAlone
    GirlMeetsBoyx33
    mariah_love1369
    niki12354 ohxheyxitsxLydia :) ♥♥
    hannahrivera55
    yourmysunshine
    SmileyFacesAreAmazing (:
    tiffanydewes love_him_always musicgirl109
    lilgirlsarah ♥
    emilyjonesxox
    kazzykinsxo
    Kellasauras
    ♥ JadeyRawrRawr ColleenElizabethh (:
    lovehimmorethanwords
    dyliedoodle
    zeldaGirl97
    You_Love_Dana
    jessiduh
    Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    gbugg
    Pandaawsomeness ♥
    skyla961
    Starmoonplay ♥
    xhollisterx322
    PippaGirlxx
    mr_beanzzz
    gabster25
    erikax32♥
    Kittykitty123♥
    masher33.♥
    icanthavehim mylyfe2121
    cupcakexoxo9
    natstone
    teenteen
    crazii amyy diilyndaaisy
    lindsey123
    taylahj_eels fruitsbasket =)
    softb11
    someonelikeyou23
    blacklicorice
    Karin95 SillyLilly
    Fuzzybird :)
    Tracylivesunderyourbed ♥
    becca21
    MinitureGirl PixieDustx zebraalover :DD
    Prianka♥
    colormyworld401
    skylaire

  14. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:37am UTC
    format by: idance.
    sitting down eating chips with dip does not make you fat it makes you human

  15. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 8:15am UTC
    Today is my birthday fav and comment and ill Check witty at the end of the day

  16. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    Type your name: skylaire
    Type your name with your elbow:
    s;klyk;aoltr
    Type your name with your eyes closed:skylaire
    Bash your head into the keyboard:rtfrtfrunjyt
    **Now repost this quote but delete my answers (:

  17. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 11:20am UTC
    OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"
    Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
    Stall: "So what are you up to?"
    ...Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
    Stall: "Can I come over?"
    Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
    Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions! ~~ Re-post if this made you laugh

  18. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    SHOULDER.
    SHOULDER.
    SHOULDER.
    SHOULDER.
    not my quote

  19. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    I love you like a love song
    Baby

  20. Skylaire Skylaire
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    "Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. ♥♥

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