Skrillex's Quotes

Skrillex
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 10:10pm UTC

Dear Santa, If you don't put a cat
under the tree this year, I won't
give you the antidote to the
poison I put in your milk.
Sincerly,
Me

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Skrillex
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC

Happy Birthday
to me!!
:D

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Skrillex
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 7:52pm UTC

90210 - Wale
She lives her whole life like TV
She would do anything for everything
Regular Girl, Celebrity Dreams
She is 90210

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Skrillex
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 8:43pm UTC

It's funny how people
like Kim Kardashian have
a 10 million dollar
wedding and get divorced 72 days later,
but gay people who
truly love each other are accused
of corrupting the concept of marriage

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Skrillex
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 10:50pm UTC

Some people just
need a high-five.
In the face.
With a chair.

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Skrillex
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 10:34pm UTC

Dear Math,
I'm sick and tired of finding
your "x". Just accept the fact
that she's gone. Move on,
Dude.

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Skrillex
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 6:01pm UTC

Sometimes humans just disgust me.
We're such cruel creatures,
mainly to each other.

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Skrillex
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 8:41pm UTC

Life is a ladder.
Climb it and don't bother looking down.

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Skrillex
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 5:22pm UTC

Congradulations.
You are now playing The Game.
(If you wern't already.)
The Game is very simple.
- You are always playing th game
- You cannot win. You can only lose.
- You lose whenever you remember The Game
- Whenever you remember The Game, you
have to announce out load "I Lose"
- After you lose, you have 30 minutes durring which
you can remember The Game without losing
- As soon as you mention The Game
to anyone, they begin playing
as well
Good Luck ;D

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Skrillex
posted a quote
October 19, 2011 6:26pm UTC

You don't know, do you?
That in a crowded place, my eyes will always search for you.

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Skrillex
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 8:24pm UTC

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Because Poe wrote
On both.
-Lewis Carroll

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Skrillex
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 8:08pm UTC

10 years ago we had
Steve Jobs,
Johnny Cash,
and Bob Hope.
Now we have
No Jobs,
No Cash,
and No Hope.

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Skrillex
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 7:55pm UTC

Please don't tell me that I'm dreaming
When all I ever wanted was to dream another sunset with you.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Skrillex
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 7:23pm UTC

An eye
for an eye,
only makes
the whole
world blind.
-Gandhi

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Skrillex
posted a quote
October 11, 2011 6:21pm UTC

When I give you my time,
I'm giving you a portion
Of my life that I will
never get back.
So don't waste it.

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Skrillex
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 9:05pm UTC

You know when you're in love when you
can't fall asleep because reality
is finally better than your dreams.
-Dr. Seuss

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Skrillex
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 8:04pm UTC

No Shoes,\\\\
////No Shirt,
and I still// \\get service
;) <333

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Skrillex
posted a quote
September 20, 2011 8:25pm UTC

I'm a professional sleeper
and a part time dreamer.
Why dream dreams
when you can live them?

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Skrillex
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 8:34pm UTC

There's so much more to a person
then what you see on the outside.
Secrets are hidden,lies are being told,
anything is done to keep what's inside of us
to never be released into this world.
Nobody really knows anything
about anybody, we are all our own secrets.

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Skrillex
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 4:35pm UTC

All my life I been different.
lt me know if you feel the same way
We could get ill get ill like a sickness
F*ck what all the lamesters say!
<333

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