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  1. jennnaleighx3 jennnaleighx3
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 11:19am UTC
    hi, i'm in English right now and i'm bored as poop. my best friend Adam Missert is next to me right now and told me to write this. now, go facebook stalk him:) BYE!

  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 12:22pm UTC
    Kim Kardashian's marriage
    was shorter than the line of trick or treaters at casey anthonys house
    credit;yourbackbonebroseph

  3. 4jalyn 4jalyn
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 5:47pm UTC
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  4. HeyYouOverThere HeyYouOverThere
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    The Freshmen girl,
    Oh, so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy.
    The Sophmore guy,
    With his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl.
    The Junior Girl,
    In her red Sedan, sits and watches the senior man.
    But the Senior Man,
    All hot and wild, is secretly in love with the
    Freshman Child. 

  5. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    •••••••••
    Apodyopsis
    noun • the act of mentally undressing someone (;
    •••••••••

  6. x1xrachelx1x x1xrachelx1x
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    awkward moment
    #4:

    when you go up to the SmartBoard and realize how frizzy your hair really is, from the shadow..
    nmf

  7. Head Plastic (Regina George)* Head Plastic (Regina George)*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 1:23am UTC
    Which would you rather see:
    [comment] for harry potter
    [<3] for Winnie the pooh
    I'm for Winnie the pooh


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. iwantyourtaco iwantyourtaco
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 1:05am UTC
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  10. loveehimmx3 loveehimmx3
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:05am UTC
    ♥i love my boyfriend yes i dohe's for me and not for you... by any chance you take my placei'll take my fistand break your face_*

  11. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl,
    who would wear his hoodie
    b e c a u s e i t s m e l l e d l i k e h i m ♥
    -- chellsey

  12. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    Dear Thigh fat,
    Help the needy?
    Sincerely, Boobs.

    nmf.

  13. xoxobrookecheer xoxobrookecheer
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:00pm UTC
    When your on your period
    and you sit down for a really long time,
    and when you get up
    it feels like your gonna have a freaking red waterfall down your legs.

  14. CKDlovesyou1 CKDlovesyou1
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 8:05am UTC
    when i first saw you, i was scared to talk to you. When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.

  15. ballerxforxlifex3 ballerxforxlifex3
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 10:34am UTC
    when Elmo isn't ticklish,
    and Pooh Bear hates honey,
    when Tigger stops bouncing,
    and Goofy isn't funny,
    when Peter Pan can't fly,
    and Simba never roars,
    when Alice in Wonderland can't fit through tiny doors,
    when Dumbo's ears get small,
    and happily ever after isn't true,
    that's when I'll stop loving you.

  16. maybaby12 maybaby12
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Concentration
    >>64<<
    No Repeats // Or Hesitation
    I'll go first,
    you go second.
    Category is...
    R e m e m b e r ? [ ♥ ]

  17. sistahdear sistahdear
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 11:59am UTC
    Those Moments,
    That make you feel, like your losing your bestfriend.. </3

  18. moonlight283 moonlight283
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    CASEY ANTHONY IS GUILTY.
    fave if you agree. for Caylee<3

  19. x3sammii x3sammii
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    little things #4
    when a little kid smiles at you. ♥

  20. AllyMarieee AllyMarieee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 12:10pm UTC
    You are like me if;
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    -you try to balance the light switch between ON and OFF. -you've poured water into the cap just to drink it. -you've peeled the skin of a grape to eat it.
    NOW FAVE IF YOU ARE LIKE THIS!

:)

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