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Singer32100

1. Singer32100
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 12:42pm UTC
   #5984916
   I love seeing this quote..
   I love seeing 5th graders;
   With pin-straight hair,
   UGGS,
   iPhones
   ,Vera Bradleys
   , and a full
   Abercrombie&Fitch Wardrobe.
   Like, seriously?
   When I was your age,
   My biggest priority was watching High School Musical.
   Just cause it's not true at all. I'm just going into 7th grade. But this quote came out when i was in fifth grade.. And all i'd like to say is.. When i was in 5th grade.. I couldnt get uggs, my mom didnt trust me with a straightener. I couldn't have a phone.. I didn't know what Vera Bradleys were (I still dont), & I had one Abercrombie&Fitch shirt. Thats it.
   
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2. Singer32100
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 11:26am UTC
   if you say you've never peed
   in the shower, you are lying. and that's a fact.
   
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3. Singer32100
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 9:13am UTC
   Happy Have A Happy & Safe Fourth Of July!!(:
   
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4. Singer32100
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 9:09am UTC
   In a interview
   Selena gomez said "i only like zayn in one direction."
   In another
   interview harry said "i only like justin bieber in jelena." <3
   
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5. Singer32100
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 9:04am UTC
   Most girls: I hangout with guys, there's less drama than with girls.
   Me: I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants.
   
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6. Singer32100
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 7:39am UTC
   Being
   Beautiful,
   Never was supposed to involve being 'perfect'.
   Love youself, for everything you are, and be thankful,
   for everything you're not.
   <3
   Mwahahahahah. Evil Laugh.(; I stole your quote & format cupcakeM123 lmaao!(;
   
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7. Singer32100
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2012 1:12pm UTC
   Selena Gomez: Who says, who says your not perfect?
   James (big time rush)- Hannah montanna:(
   lmao. nmq. (:
   
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8. Singer32100
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2012 12:58pm UTC
   "You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when its shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your window. So thats why i'm scared when you say you love me."
   -Bob Marley
   
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9. Singer32100
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2012 12:47pm UTC
   Boobs!
   The proof that men can focus on 2 things at once.
   
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10. Singer32100
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    Am I the only one that finds it REALLY awkward when girls are changing & another girl sees your bra and they're all like "You dont need that big of a bra!!" & you're all like, "Why the f**k are you starin at my boobs!?" O.o
    
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11. Singer32100
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    June 14, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    If she thinks 69 is just a number, shes to young for you bro. (;
    
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12. Singer32100
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    Remember me.? I was your friend when you were single.
    
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13. Singer32100
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    Reading old messages & smiling like it's the first time you read it. (:
    
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14. Singer32100
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    Everytime I trust somebody, they show me why I shouldn't.
    
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15. Singer32100
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Dear hairy old men,
    We know it's hot outside, but please, keep your shirt ON. -__-
    Sincerly,
    The EXTREMELY disturbed people. ;)
    
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16. Singer32100
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    That awkward moment, when you accidently say "hello sir" & it's a women that you said it to. (;
    
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17. Singer32100
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    I just saw a picture that shows exactly how I feel.
    Oh, you gotta love Brandon Cyrus.<3
    
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18. Singer32100
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    I wish, I could see myself from a boys perspective. <3
    
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19. Singer32100
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    Sometimes I just stand in front of a mirror & think, "WOW, way to be ugly!" :P
    
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20. Singer32100
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    Today, i'm not gonna text him, i'm gonna see if he texts me first, and if not, i'll no where I stand.
    :)
    
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