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Uconnchick2
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July 1, 2012 6:23pm UTC
Friend: "What's a good movie?"
Me: "Snakes on a plane."
Friend: "What's it about?"
Me: "Horses...horses on a boat."

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BravoSierra
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July 1, 2012 7:33pm UTC
*11:11*
Me:I wish for..*11:12* Me: Biitch, I wasn't done.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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July 1, 2012 4:33pm UTC
I think that...
Voldemort's parents took the 'got your nose' game a little too seriously..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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