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SiNgForEvEr797
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April 14, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Favaorite this quote if you think
there should be a
"sooo true"
option in
"what kind of quote is this"
format credit: _randomrequest

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SiNgForEvEr797
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April 14, 2012 7:31pm UTC

Texting + Facebook= textbook
see mom, I told you I was doing my homework

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SiNgForEvEr797
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April 14, 2012 11:30am UTC

Mom: Honey, eat your vegetables
Kid: No mom! I dont like them
Mom: They like you!!
Kid: Thats because I dont eat them!
fav.....(:
dooo ittt
;)

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SiNgForEvEr797
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April 6, 2012 10:30pm UTC

I used to play sports to
get trophys
than I found out you can
buy them
now im "good at everything"

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SiNgForEvEr797
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April 5, 2012 10:38pm UTC

First day of school
30 pencils
64 crayons
30 pens
10 notebooks
Mid April
1 chewed up pencil you found on the floor

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SiNgForEvEr797
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April 2, 2012 10:18pm UTC

That awward transition from winter to spring
when half the girls in your school are wearing jeans and uggs, and the other half is wearing shorts and flip flopss(;
Format by Sandrasauras

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SiNgForEvEr797
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March 13, 2012 9:59pm UTC

So we cant catch Kony
BUT
We can take a bunch of HD pictures of him

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SiNgForEvEr797
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March 9, 2012 7:09pm UTC

When you see all the sexy and buff seniors
and wonder if the guys in your grade
will ever look like this
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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SiNgForEvEr797
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Push up bras
just like a bag of chips
you open it
and it is half full

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SiNgForEvEr797
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March 5, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Son- Dad, why did you name me Achilles? he is from greek mythology...
Dad- Well son, It is because you broke through the trojan wall

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SiNgForEvEr797
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March 4, 2012 10:14pm UTC

Clearly
Medicine componys dont know what fruit tastes like

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SiNgForEvEr797
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March 3, 2012 11:23pm UTC

I almost went to jail today
that monopoly game got pretty intense

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SiNgForEvEr797
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March 3, 2012 7:47am UTC

Wearing a northface in the south
YOLO

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SiNgForEvEr797
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March 2, 2012 10:21pm UTC

the sky is crying
♥

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SiNgForEvEr797
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March 2, 2012 5:40pm UTC

That awkward moment
When you get mistaken for a worker at the stoor

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SiNgForEvEr797
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March 1, 2012 9:46pm UTC

If your pregnant
and you get a tatoo
on your belly
does the baby get it too?
(;
#hehesillythoughts

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SiNgForEvEr797
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March 1, 2012 9:36pm UTC

American Idol
One more year
cant wait
ahh
(:

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SiNgForEvEr797
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March 1, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Poking a hole in your parents condom
so you have somone else to do the dishes
YOLO

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SiNgForEvEr797
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February 29, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Really Snooki?
all we need is another meatball in this world
21 years....till Snooki Jr. joins the Jshore cast

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SiNgForEvEr797
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February 29, 2012 9:24pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when
you have to change the entire sentence because you dont know how to spell one word

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