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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 9:14pm UTC

Behind my smile is a hurting heart.
Behind my laughs, I'm falling apart.
Look at me closely and you will see,
the girl I am just isn't me.

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codaa024
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November 28, 2011 4:10pm UTC

I wanna live my life, young, wild, and free.
...
but im afraid of my parents.

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FunZy0x4
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November 4, 2011 6:28pm UTC

'hey, did you get a haircut?'
'No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible..'

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KourtneyKaye
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 8:49pm UTC

Cracks Me Up
How In Scary Movies
The Person Yells Out
"HELLO?"
As If The Killer
Is Gunna Say
"Yeah, I'm In The Kitchen.
Want A Sandwich?"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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laxgirl71
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 6:38pm UTC

the awkward moment when:
your mom walks in on a really inappropriate part in a show

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TayTay28
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 7:54pm UTC

i asked god for a flower
he game me a bouquet
i asked god for a minute
he gave me a day
i asked god for true love
he gave me that to
i asked god for an angel
he gave me u

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovequoteess
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 4:14pm UTC

Don't say you love me
'cause i might do something crazy like believe it.

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ArianaGx3
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 11:04am UTC

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Cutties28
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 5:43pm UTC

The awkward moment.....
When the guy you like is late for school
and when he enters class
everyone looks at you
10 ju; 2011 at 11:48pm

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h0w2l0v3
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 9:08pm UTC

You can be the peanut butter to my jelly. You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly. You can be the captain and I can be your first mate. You can be the chills that I feel on our first date. You can be the hero and I can be your sidekick.

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wjm13
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 8:53pm UTC

AND AT THAT DANCE:
When you called my name;
I should have listened, I should have came,
But I was so young,
So confused
And so shy,
I didn't have the guts to say anything
but goodbye,
I just couldn't look at you;
straight in the eyes,
I know I ran,
and I know that I lied,
But in my heart, I was about to cry,
Well, I'm a girl
And I make mistakes,
Why can't you forgive me,
For that one day?

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Fofosho
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 6:02pm UTC

4 ways to say i have to go to the bathroom:
bounce to the superbowl
drop the kids off at the pool
ride the porcelin pony
can i just take a sh*t

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idontknowifiloveyou
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 11:29pm UTC

Let me guess;
he texted you one day,
out of the blue. you guys
started talking. Then you
talked a lot. Eventually you
guys hung out. All the time
You flirted, like crazy. He
asked you out. You felt like
the happiest person on earth
Nothing could break you, you
were invincible. Everything
was perfect. He'd text you
just to say good morning,
you'd talk on the phone for
hours, about nothing. He
promised forever, and he
promised he'd never hurt
you. He kissed you. It's
all you could think about.
You went crazy every
moment that you couldn't see
him. Whenever you were sad
you thought of him and every
thing was ok. Then one day
things seemed odd. He didn't
talk to you as much. The calls
became shorter. You didn't get
that good morning text. He seemed
distant. Hours turned
into days. And then you got a call
An out of the blue call. He said
he didn't know where this relationship
was going. He said he couldn't do this
anymore. It crushed you. Left you beyond
broken, awestruck. Terrified. Hopelessly
unhappy. Days passed trying to figure
out what you did wrong, but it wasn't you.
It wasn't your fault. But you still miss him
you think about him every day, you
can't get over it. And it's killing you.

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AnnaRosee1116
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 10:54pm UTC

L a s t n i g h t
I was at his house;
I had no makeup on;
My hair was Natural;
He wiped away my tears;
& called me Beautiful
And then I woke up;
and it was back
to reality.
Mine<3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Cheer_Love7
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 4:13pm UTC

Telling him I loved him would make my life so much easier
But maybe I like a challenge♥
(nmf)

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xoxobrennabieberxoxo
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 8:57pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
Like if you are that 1%

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ImNoBeautyQueen1
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October 30, 2011 12:01am UTC

today;......... my mom made me add her on facebook. she posted on my wall saying: "hi sweetie!" 23 people liked it. -___-

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