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  1. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 11:02am UTC
    I'm such a geek
    i favorite my own quotes

  2. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    Really witty?
    the search box is now
    google custom search?
    ._. k i l l m e

  3. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    When both of your friends are having a fight
    And you just sit their awkwardly and sing,
    why cant we be friends?!?
    why cant we be friends?!?

  4. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    When you feel a cold breeze
    And you automatically think a ghost is next to you

  5. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
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    July 25, 2011 10:39pm UTC
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  6. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    Paper beats rock?
    Okay, I'll throw a rock at your face
    and you try to defend yourself with paper.

  7. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    My swag is so bright.
    I dont even need a light.

  8. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    I seem to type slower
    When im in a rush
    onlyy me?

  9. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    Witty isn't changing
    The people are.

  10. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    .
    The disappointing moment
    When your best friend gets annoying </3
    .

  11. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 10:13am UTC
    The littlest things
    Bother me SO much.

  12. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 11:06am UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    Going to bed
    with two socks on
    and waking up with one sock on
    -only me?
    -----------♥-----------

  13. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 10:53am UTC
    When you,
    get a cute text and you just sit their,
    and smile at your phone.

  14. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    So like last week,
    when i was on vacation,
    i would share a bed with my cousin
    and she was telling me when we shared a bed,
    i would kick her and talk in my sleep.
    Better yet, i would also cuddle with her.
    Then my 6 year old cousin said to her you can sleep with me
    Im great in bed
    He was confused when he saw us laughing so hard, practically on the floor ♥
    i love him :)

  15. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 10:46am UTC
    when you see a hot guy looking at you
    And your just like play it cool, play it cool
    but then you trip
    so your just like FML
    f

  16. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 10:38am UTC
    Drake: okay lets think this through, its been 17 minutes since we were at the sign that said 2 hours,
    you figure an hour and 43 minutes for the line,
    6 minutes to ride the demonater,
    13 minutes to find the car,
    22 minutes to drive home.
    That puts us at the front door at 10:58,
    wich is 2 minutes before dad said they'd be home
    Josh: Alright, like if you could figure all that why are you failing math?
    who else loves drake and josh? ♥

  17. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
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    July 18, 2011 10:25am UTC
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  18. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 10:08am UTC
    the awkward
    silence in an elevator.
    with a hot guy

:)

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