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Shimmy518

1. Shimmy518
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   September 1, 2011 3:42pm UTC
   Early is on time, on time is late, and late is never.
   
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2. Shimmy518
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   August 27, 2011 10:39pm UTC
   I wonder if our pets ever realize how lucky they are.....Considering their first names are our passwords to EVERYTHING :P
   
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3. Shimmy518
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   August 7, 2011 11:29pm UTC
   She may get him in his teen years
   But, you will get him when it counts
   
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4. Shimmy518
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   August 3, 2011 10:59pm UTC
   Stick THAT in your juice box and suck IT!!!!!!!
   
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5. Shimmy518
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   August 3, 2011 10:32pm UTC
   EVERYTHING good in life
   is either illegal,
   Fattening
   or just wrong.
   
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6. Shimmy518
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 10:19pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment when.....
   Your outside playing in the street and a car drives by and you stand on the side of the road staring in the window to see if you know the people in the car ;)
   
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7. Shimmy518
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 10:12pm UTC
   Sometimes....
   I don't feel like fighting just to get the answer out of you.
   
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8. Shimmy518
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   March 17, 2011 3:33pm UTC
   Sometimes fate, can tear you down
   but other times
   it can just be simply amazing!<3
   
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9. Shimmy518
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   January 26, 2011 4:15pm UTC
   Why is it that i always feel that i would drop what i am doing for anybody.........but nobody will do the same for me?
   
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10. Shimmy518
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    That extremely awkward moment
    when u realize
    you sent a text
    to the person
    were talking about. {woops} ;)
    
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11. Shimmy518
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 2:27pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons
    make grape juice
    and sit back
    while the rest of the world
    watches
    in amazement
    
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12. Shimmy518
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    January 9, 2011 2:04pm UTC
    One day i will break out of this shell and u will realize u really never knew the real me
    
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13. Shimmy518
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    November 1, 2010 6:31pm UTC
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14. Shimmy518
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    September 28, 2010 6:38pm UTC
    Its a beautiful day
    Now watch me be the idiot
    to screw it up
    :)
    
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15. Shimmy518
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2010 7:28pm UTC
    Theres a big difference between loving someone
    and
    falling in love with someone.
    
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16. Shimmy518
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    June 1, 2010 8:57pm UTC
    *OMG*
    What?!
    You are wearing the same skirt as her!! :0
    Ohhhh, please! Hon, she is wearing the same skirt as me!!! :)
    
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