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ShAmPoWww

1. ShAmPoWww
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2010 10:14pm UTC
   I think my best guy friend likes me
   he's always been there for me
   he texts me everyday
   he hates my boyfriend
   but hes not that good looking
   and hes kinda fat
   and he has a little bit of a unibrow
   but..... (highlight)
   love hiim like a brother
   
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2. ShAmPoWww
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   July 14, 2010 10:44pm UTC
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3. ShAmPoWww
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   July 5, 2010 11:02pm UTC
   im so glad you chose me
   and not her
   
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4. ShAmPoWww
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   July 2, 2010 11:17pm UTC
   Team Edward orr...
   Team Jacob?
   (you can pet
   Jacob)
   all mine, no jockin bitchezzz
   
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5. ShAmPoWww
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   June 29, 2010 12:34pm UTC
   who else's summer sucks?
   
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6. ShAmPoWww
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   June 29, 2010 11:18am UTC
   A boy who really likes you would...
   kiss you in front of ev1
   text you constantly
   know exactly when
   to say i love you
   and to see if youre ok.
   please, be that kind of boy for me <3
   
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7. ShAmPoWww
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   June 28, 2010 9:09pm UTC
   I just need to take a shower, to clear my head.
   I just need to take a break, just go to bed.
   I just need to get out of here, to leave, please, let me go, set me free. because i know youre sick of me.
   
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8. ShAmPoWww
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   June 28, 2010 8:45pm UTC
   this fourth of july, im wearing ALL of my red and blue silly bandz
   noww...
   if you have red and/or blue, wear them. if you dont, get them. repost this EVERYWHERE just please put sHaMpOwWw under it, okay? thanks! <3 u!
   sHaMpOwWw
   
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9. ShAmPoWww
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   June 28, 2010 8:38pm UTC
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10. ShAmPoWww
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    June 27, 2010 8:07pm UTC
    the NORMAL kids are sitting there, roasting marshmellows.
    but me...
    im hangin out trying to light the stick on fire
    :)
    
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11. ShAmPoWww
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    June 27, 2010 7:56pm UTC
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12. ShAmPoWww
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    June 27, 2010 7:41pm UTC
    eye one two half six
    -facebook
    click the organ if you get it :)
    
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13. ShAmPoWww
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    June 25, 2010 1:22am UTC
    The other day, i saw this rele fat man with a hairy chest sitting on his porch, drinkin a beer.
    and i actually said to him
    DUDE! no one wants to see that!
    ;)
    
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    June 25, 2010 1:10am UTC
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    June 25, 2010 1:01am UTC
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16. ShAmPoWww
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    June 25, 2010 12:49am UTC
    Am i the only one, who gets hungry at night!!!??
    click the <3 if you do too
    
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17. ShAmPoWww
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    June 25, 2010 12:41am UTC
    Ken:I like ur legwarmeres
    Barbie: Nice asscot
    i thot toy story was a children's movie! ;)
    
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18. ShAmPoWww
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    June 25, 2010 12:21am UTC
    I dont get it.
    Im truly confused.
    How you could love her
    When I love you.
    all mine <3
    
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19. ShAmPoWww
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 12:08am UTC
    You know exactly when to say
    i love you
    are you okay?
    damn boy, you sure know how to make a girl feel loved. <3
    
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20. ShAmPoWww
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    June 22, 2010 11:49pm UTC
    Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
    uhhhh suree
    Where were you last night?
    at home?
    What is today's date?
    its summer idk lol
    Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
    mikeyyy <3
    When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?
    helllsss noo im wayy too lazy
    Anyone crushing on you?
    yeahh <3
    What is your relationship status
    taken
    Has anyone ever sang to you?
    thank god, no
    Has anyone ever given you roses?
    no
    If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
    hell yea, im an awsome girl scout ;)
    Who do you text the most?:
    mikey <3
    How do you make your money?
    babysitting
    First person to text today?
    mikey <3
    What is your favorite color?
    purple
    What color are your eyes?
    green
    What is a compliment do you receive often?
    u hav amazing eyes, ur mad skinny, ur so pretty
    How tall are you?
    idk lol
    Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
    my mommie, wen i saied goodnite
    Do you like your parents?
    hellll yesss
    Do you secretly like someone?:
    not secretly ;)
    Why did your last relationship end?
    ....
    Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
    mikey <3
    Where is the furthest place you've traveled?
    canada
    Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
    bothh
    Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
    dad
    How long does it take you to shower?
    10 minutes (no joke)
    Can you do splits?
    hell nah
    Are you flexible?
    hell nahh
    What did you do on New Years Eve?
    ski, then sleep, then ski the next day
    Was your mom there?
    nopee
    Can you speak any other language than English?
    nopee.
    What is the last letter of your middle name?
    n
    How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
    idk lol
    Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?:
    yea
    .Are you scared of flying?
    .hell nah
    What do you sleep in?
    my zebrah shortie shorts and a tee
    Who was the last person you kissed?
    not tellin
    Do you like funny people or serious people?
    funnyyy :)
    What are you listening to?
    notin
    What jewelry do you wear all the time?
    my brittish flag bracelet
    What do you have planned for tonight?
    sleep
    Is the last person you kissed.older than you?
    nah
    Do you have a favorite item of clothing?
    my zebrah shortie shorts
    Last movie you saw in theaters?
    toy story 3
    last thing you ate?
    baked ziti
    What was last thing you drank?
    water
    ru happy right now?
    sure
    you could have one thing right now what would it be
    i have everytin i cud wont :)
    Who makes you happiest right now?
    mikey
    what were you doing at midnight last night?
    sleepin
    Are you left handed?
    nah
    What was for dinner tonight?
    idk lol
    What is the last thing you thought about?
    not tellin
    thiss question.
    Do you want to get married and have Children one day?
    it depends...
    
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