SexyLlama

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 6:46pm UTC

In Social Studies, we should learn about dinosaurs.
If history really does repeat itself,
as all social studies teachers say,
then I think we should be more
concerned about getting stomped on by
enormous man-eating dinosaurs than getting
our rights violated by King George || again.

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 10:14pm UTC

Acting like an idiot
in front of the person
you like. ;)
❤
Not my format
Not mine, credit to whoever

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 10:05pm UTC

Remember when...
We used to get excited and run up to
the ice cream truck
whenever you heard it's little theme song
Playing outside?
Well... Yeah I still do that
XP
❤

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 9:36pm UTC

The awkward moment when...
You and someone else are in each other's way
in the hallway so you both juke to the left/right
and continue juking for 5 seconds until
you finally pick a side.

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 9:10pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
You type "ho"
instead of "hi"
*Not my format*

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 9:01pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
You say "bye" to someone in the
hallway but both of you keep
walking the same way...
:\
Not my format (NeverBeenKissed)
Not mine, credit to whoever

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 8:47pm UTC

Teachers call it
cheating...
But I call it
teamwork!
☺
<3 Not mine, credit to whoever <3

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 7:55pm UTC

________________________
Never play leapfrog with
A unicorn.
Especially if you're a guy...
Not my format
___________
________________________

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 7:49pm UTC

No one will ever win ♂
the battle between genders♀
There is too much
flirting with the enemy. . .
❦

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 7:13pm UTC

When women get depressed, they
might eat a little more than usual
or go shopping to take their minds
off of it
But when men get depressed,
They invade another county
Mine <3

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 6:49pm UTC

My mom said that
The only reason men
are alive is for lawn care
and car maintenance.
❤
Not my format

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 12:23am UTC

Gravity
is NOT responsible
for people falling in love.
❤
❤- Albert Einstein❤
Not my format

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 11:13pm UTC

///////////
Someone actually
complimented me on my
driving today!!
///////////
They left a little note
Saying "Parking Fine"
Isn't that so sweet?
♥

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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 10:59pm UTC

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L o v e i s l i ke a b o o g e r
You keep picking at it
until you get it,
then you wonder what to do with it...
♥Not my format♥
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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 10:42pm UTC

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Work...
Yeah, I tried that once...
WORST 7 minutes of my life!
♥Not my format♥
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SexyLlama
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 10:27pm UTC

A conversation between my friend and her mom:
My friend: "Hey, Mom? Can I go on the computer?"
Mom: "WHAT?? Why would you do that??
You're gonna break it!!"
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♥I wish my mom would joke around like that♥
not my format

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