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April 5, 2009 3:14pm UTC

Phunny Phobias #12
Dextrophobia-
Fear of objects at the right side of the body.

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April 5, 2009 3:12pm UTC

Phunny Phobias #11
Coprophobia-
Fear of feces (poop).

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April 5, 2009 3:10pm UTC

Phunny Phobias #10
Cherophobia-
Fear of gaiety.

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April 5, 2009 3:08pm UTC

Phunny Phobias #9
Chaetophobia-
Fear of hair.

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April 5, 2009 3:07pm UTC

Phunny Phobias #8
Cacophobia-
Fear of ugliness.

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April 5, 2009 3:04pm UTC

Phunny Phobias #7
Barophobia-
Fear of gravity.

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April 5, 2009 3:02pm UTC

Phunny Phobias #6
Autodysomophobia-
Fear of one that has a vile odor.

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April 5, 2009 3:00pm UTC

Phunny Phobias#5
Arithmophobia-
Fear of numbers.

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April 5, 2009 2:58pm UTC

Phunny Phobias #4
Androphobia-
Fear of men.

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April 5, 2009 2:56pm UTC

Phunny Phobias #3
Amathophobia-
Fear of dust.

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April 5, 2009 2:54pm UTC

Phunny Phobias #2
Allodoxaphobia-
Fear of opinions.

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April 5, 2009 2:52pm UTC

Phunny Phobias #1
Alektorophobia-
Fear of chickens.

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March 29, 2009 4:21pm UTC

Is a hug still a hug,
If you never let go?

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January 28, 2009 7:33pm UTC

Make awkword sexual
advancements, not war!

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January 25, 2009 5:15pm UTC

All great things
Start with one
Small idea
Then they grow
To their full potential
If only
You give them
A boost

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January 25, 2009 5:12pm UTC

Singers do the TALKIN'
While guitarists do the ROCKIN'

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January 4, 2009 6:59pm UTC

I called your boyfriend gay,
Then he hit me with his purse

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January 4, 2009 3:34pm UTC

OFFENSIVE players SCORE goals
DEFENSIVE players WIN GAMES!!!

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December 22, 2008 1:40pm UTC

For those of you who watch what you eat… Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English
is apparently what kills you.

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December 22, 2008 1:26pm UTC

These are directons to replace the ball on the old computer mouses that used to use balls instead of the little light thingy. They sound wrong! lol
Replacement of mouse balls.
If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (field replacement units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by poperly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball Removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

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