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posted a quote
July 24, 2014 7:49am UTC

mascara packaging can get really intense???
it's always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUR BRAND
NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH A TOP
SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA

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July 23, 2014 3:39am UTC

"There is no designated time for anything in your life. You don't have to have your first kiss at any certain time, you don't have to get married in your 20s and you don't have to do anything just because other people think it's best. In fact, you will be much better off if you just do what your heart says. The day you stop caring what other people think is the day their opinions don't mean anything, because you're not there to give them weight." -10 Things I Wish I Could Have Told Myself 5 Years Ago

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July 19, 2014 11:53pm UTC

I don't hate Beliebers
I don't hate Directioners
I don't hate Whovians
I don't hate Sherlockians
I don't hate Potterheads
I don't hate Twihards
I hate people who are rude
I hate people who send death threats
I hate people who defend what they love even when it's done wrong
I hate people who aren't nice
I don't hate fandoms
I hate rude people, even if they are from my own fandom

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posted a quote
July 19, 2014 3:21am UTC

don't you hate it when you're in a relationship but the other person doesn't know

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posted a quote
July 16, 2014 3:33am UTC

I will do a lot of things but admitting i'm cold to my
mum who told me to bring a jacket isn't one of them

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posted a quote
July 15, 2014 2:40am UTC

yeah i understand you're charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

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July 15, 2014 2:38am UTC

eating clocks is really time consuming

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July 14, 2014 5:26am UTC

caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

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posted a quote
July 12, 2014 9:25pm UTC

that awkward stage in a friendship when you've talked a few
times but you don't know if you can be an ásshole to them yet???

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posted a quote
July 11, 2014 10:36pm UTC

i don't understand how i can get so much joy from covering
my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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posted a quote
July 9, 2014 6:59am UTC

Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment
because you're so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and
you can't understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying

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posted a quote
July 7, 2014 10:46pm UTC

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn maths

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July 5, 2014 8:50am UTC

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something
really funny again and I just can't handle that pressure

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posted a quote
July 4, 2014 12:13am UTC

how dumb is that we've created words we aren't supposed to use

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posted a quote
July 3, 2014 1:54am UTC

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they're so loud for no reason
i can't wait for one of your mums to pick you up and carpool you all away

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posted a quote
July 2, 2014 4:43am UTC

i remember way too many small details about people so i
have to act dumb sometimes so i don't freak them out

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posted a quote
June 30, 2014 3:44am UTC

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: I lost it fighting some kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.

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posted a quote
June 29, 2014 6:30am UTC

tell someone to look and they'll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they'll turn their head
faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

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posted a quote
June 26, 2014 11:00pm UTC

do you ever just get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
like
"hey i finished this question"
good for you little fùcking brat like wow didn't anyone teach you not to boast

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June 25, 2014 3:40am UTC

I heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

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