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SecretWittyGuy983

1. SecretWittyGuy983
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2013 3:42pm UTC
   *When I was 11*
   My Girlfriend: I'm cold *looks at me*
   Me: Yeah me too.
   I think I was meant to give my jacket...
   
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2. SecretWittyGuy983
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   January 29, 2013 3:39pm UTC
   *Awkward Silence*
   So you watch the game last night?
   "What game?"
   Dunno just making conversation
   
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3. SecretWittyGuy983
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   January 29, 2013 3:37pm UTC
   My teacher has a beard
   My teachers a woman
   <no offence>
   
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4. SecretWittyGuy983
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   January 29, 2013 3:31pm UTC
   Me: Miss I mustache you a question
   Miss: what?
   Me: Nahh I'll shave it for later
   
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5. SecretWittyGuy983
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   January 29, 2013 3:22pm UTC
   Me: Look at that bird guys
   My mates: *look at girls that pass*
   Me: -Staring at a robin-
   
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6. SecretWittyGuy983
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   January 29, 2013 3:19pm UTC
   Ssshhh it's a secret...
   I yell across the classroom
   
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7. SecretWittyGuy983
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   January 29, 2013 3:17pm UTC
   Cool Story Bro
   
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8. SecretWittyGuy983
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   January 29, 2013 3:12pm UTC
   She said she's not pretty
   I agreed and said she's beautiful
   She said she I didn't like her
   I agreed and said I loved her
   
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