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SarahDrewIngle
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February 23, 2013 8:00pm UTC

I'm ugly and I'm proud.

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 22, 2013 7:52pm UTC

"You're beautiful." I whisper as I slowly drag my cursor down your face.

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 22, 2013 7:39pm UTC

Dear, I'd rather kiss a hobo than sort out your social life.

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 22, 2013 6:47pm UTC

I got 99 decent pictures and my yearbook picture ain't one.

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 21, 2013 7:01pm UTC

Just a friendly reminder that you're all beautiful. Carry on. x)

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 21, 2013 5:44pm UTC

My family: You're so gorgeous, you probably have a ton of guys all over you!
School: Someone poke it with a stick.. see if it bites.

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

America. How did we go from Shirley Temple to Honey Boo-Boo?

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 16, 2013 11:12am UTC

Yesterday in class.. :
Teacher: So, this guy, Odysseus (However you spell it.. ) went on a huge adventure trying to get home. He spent TEN YEARS getting home. How does it take ten years me get home?
Me: Maybe he was using apple maps.
Class:
Teacher:
Class:
Me:
Class: *Dies laughing*
Teacher: *Dies laughing

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 13, 2013 7:55pm UTC

It was the Busta Rhymes it was the worsta rhymes.

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 13, 2013 7:52pm UTC

So he calls me up and he's like "I still love you." And I'm like, "Wait, are you Joe, Taylor, Luca, John, Cory, Toby, Zac, Jake, Garret, Eddie, Conor, Patrick, or Harry?"

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 13, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Trying to argue over text is like being Italian and yelling with handcuffs on.

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 13, 2013 7:45pm UTC

Trying to argue over text is like being Italian and yelling with handcuffs on.

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 13, 2013 7:38pm UTC

When you're washing your hands in the bathroom next to someone cup your hands and let them over flow with water. Mutter under your breath "This water is getting out of hand."

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 13, 2013 7:35pm UTC

I walk into the club like "what's the wifi password?"

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 13, 2013 4:20pm UTC

My whole life is a test to see whether I'll commit suicide or homicide first.

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 13, 2013 5:44am UTC

I was looking down the comments of my quotes and I came across the one I posted that by chance was quote 5,000,000 and, BravoSierra called me her idol at the bottom of it.. for getting that quote. That was sooo long ago. eue
Little does she know..
She's actually one of MY idols. cx

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 12, 2013 5:15am UTC

You're 14. You should be doing homework. Not people.

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 11, 2013 12:26am UTC

I'm sorry, but, Taylor Swift. Grow up. You're 23. Act your age not your shoe size.

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 8, 2013 9:20am UTC

I logged on.. and I saw the little 2. I was like.. "Aww only two people liked my quote.." Then I clicked it and Steve was one of the likers! ; o ; I was so excited. STEVE LIKED MY QUOTEEEE! :D I'm so excited. :'D

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 7, 2013 9:16pm UTC

What's the best way to make someone remember you?
Borrow money from them.

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