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SarahCashmanxx
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May 12, 2012 12:07am UTC

That awkward moment when you wave bye to someone who didn't hear you but the rest of the people in the room did and saw your massive fail.

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SarahCashmanxx
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May 10, 2012 2:47am UTC

My mum didn't see the irony in calling my brother a son of a b*tch.

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SarahCashmanxx
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May 10, 2012 2:31am UTC

That FML moment when the rubbish bin leaves a trail of stink for you

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SarahCashmanxx
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May 9, 2012 2:57am UTC

10 true facts:
1.This is witty.
2.Your reading this.
4.You didn't realize that i skipped 3.
5.Your checking now.
7. Your smiling cos you know it is true.
8.Your didn't realize i skipped 6.
9.Your checking it again.
10. Your amused.
11.You know that it is all true.
12. There are 10 true facts!

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SarahCashmanxx
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May 9, 2012 2:36am UTC

My computer once bet me at chess.
But it was no match for me in kickboxing

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SarahCashmanxx
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May 9, 2012 2:28am UTC

Last night i was in bed staring at the stars and the moon.
Then i thought where the heck is the ceiling?

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SarahCashmanxx
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May 9, 2012 2:19am UTC

That moment when your heart has a minny heart attack when your swinging on your chair and can't find the floor!

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