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Sarah996

1. Sarah996
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   December 28, 2012 8:01pm UTC
   I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and my chairs are my bullies and the wall always gets in the way...
   I remeber this quote when I broke my arm...lln
   
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2. Sarah996
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   December 26, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   Sometimes the most broken, "dusty" and unused hearts are desperate attach right away and don't bother to pay attention to what the have. -Me
   
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3. Sarah996
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   December 17, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   You used to always say that you hate to see me hurt and you hate to see me cry. So all those times you hurt me did you ever close your eyes?
   
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4. Sarah996
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   December 17, 2012 8:52pm UTC
   I'll never forget the day you told me you loved me and you wanted me to be yours, but I also will never forget the day when you said you deny your love for me...just remeber that once upon a time you were mine and I was yours...
   
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5. Sarah996
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   December 17, 2012 8:47pm UTC
   When my friend's say "Forget him!" I know I can't because I still love him...
   
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6. Sarah996
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   December 16, 2012 11:38am UTC
   Whenever a bird craps on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs so they know hwat I'm capable of...LOL
   
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7. Sarah996
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   December 16, 2012 11:35am UTC
   Find a guy who calls you beautiful not hot. Who calls you back when you hang up. Wait for the boy who kisses you on the forhead. Who wants to show you off to the world when your in sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Who thinks you are just as beautiful without makeup. One who is constantly reminding you how much he cares and loves being with you and how he's the luckiest guy in the world to have you. The one who turns to his friends and says "That's her."
   I know people might add this alot because it's so common, but i just want to constantly remind everyone that a "boyfriend" that doesnt do atleast some of these things, he probably wont last forever in your heart you'll only be strangers with memories....
   
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8. Sarah996
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   December 16, 2012 11:29am UTC
   You can't start the next chapter in your life if you keep re-reading yhe last one...
   Does anyone get it? I do.
   
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9. Sarah996
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   December 16, 2012 11:27am UTC
   Why would i ever look for somthing else in someone else when I see everything in you?
   
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10. Sarah996
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    December 15, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Person?: "Did you just fall?"
    Me: "No"... "I attacked the floor."
    Person: "Backwards?"
    Me: "I'm pretty talented."
    
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11. Sarah996
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    December 15, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    I think that fighting online is stupid.... I mean, what are you going to do bust a CAP LOCK on me?!
    
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12. Sarah996
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    December 15, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    Trying to explain why you love someone is like trying to explain what water tastes like...
    
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13. Sarah996
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    December 15, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Do not hate me for not putting a quote but, i am tired, beyond tired, of people critizing me for putting funny, love or cute quotes just because of the shootong yesterday. I undertsand what happened and i wish peace could fall but i feel as if tho i cant do as i please so i just wanted to say that i feel sorry for every single life that has been taken from us so soon and so fast but I will continue to put quotes of my choice. sorry for the note...
    
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14. Sarah996
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    December 15, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    I absolutly hate it when people i know are at the same super market as me because they're all like "Hey what are you doing here?" then i say "Oh you know, just hunting some elephants is all..."
    
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15. Sarah996
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    December 15, 2012 11:09am UTC
    It's weird how for some reason everything is funnier when you cant laugh...hm
    
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16. Sarah996
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    December 15, 2012 11:07am UTC
    raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues.. lol
    
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17. Sarah996
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    December 15, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Life isn't like MW3 because you can't re-spawn when someone/something dies...
    
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18. Sarah996
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    December 15, 2012 10:50am UTC
    Some celebrities work all their life to become well known and then wear sunglasses to not be recognised....
    remember how i wrote some thats because not all of them do ^
    
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19. Sarah996
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    December 15, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Love is like a fart, if its forced its probably going to be sh{t
    
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20. Sarah996
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    December 15, 2012 10:43am UTC
    We Live in the era of smartphones with stupid people
    
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