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Sarah1133445

1. Sarah1133445
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2012 6:14pm UTC
   *Waiting for 11:11*
   Time: 11:10.
   *Blinks*
   Time: 11:12.
   ¬.¬
   
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2. Sarah1133445
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 5:40am UTC
   What do you put in your mouth that has white stuff on it, that you rub up and down, side to side?
   It`s a toothbrush, you dirty person.
   
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3. Sarah1133445
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 5:51am UTC
   if my parents saw how half my
   friends treat their parents
   Maybe I would get some
   respect.
   
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4. Sarah1133445
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 9:45am UTC
   Plot Twist: There are no Plot Twists.
   
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5. Sarah1133445
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 8:27am UTC
   Favouriting own quote
   AND WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO FAVOURITE IT, THEN YOU CAN UN-FAVOURITE IT.♥
   
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6. Sarah1133445
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 8:20am UTC
   Playing hide&seek
   and need i ng t o pee whi l st bei ng i n the best hi di ng pl ace ever. . .
   
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7. Sarah1133445
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 8:08am UTC
   It's summer and here I am on w i t t y all day.
   again.
   
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8. Sarah1133445
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 7:38am UTC
   When you can't tell if
   someone is walking
   towards you
   or away from you
   nmf.
   
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9. Sarah1133445
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 10:49am UTC
   Me: Guess what?
   Person: What?
   Me: I forgot.
   Person: -_-
   Me:
   Person:
   Me:
   Person:...
   Me: ;DDDDDDDD
   
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10. Sarah1133445
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 10:41am UTC
    The biggest bullies have been
    bullied themselves. It may
    not seem like it, but inside
    they are smaller than you.
    Remember that.
    
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11. Sarah1133445
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 10:22am UTC
    Following yourself;
    Simply because you are bored.
    nmf.
    
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12. Sarah1133445
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 11:49am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. Sarah1133445
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 11:43am UTC
    Annoying person:
    "When's the baby
    due?"
    You: "Ask your
    boyfriend!"
    
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14. Sarah1133445
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    When you spray too much hairspray and it looks like you have dandruff :L
    
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15. Sarah1133445
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you go to the dentists, lie down on the chair and he has nose hairs.
    
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16. Sarah1133445
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    When a teacher tells you to 'get out' , it means you've won the arguement :)
    
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17. Sarah1133445
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:55am UTC
    Take my eyes and see the best of me;
    and the worst of you.
    
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