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Sammie_Cool1234

1. Sammie_Cool1234
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2012 11:34pm UTC
   Me: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE.
   Bob: Oh God Here We Go Again.
   Me: DAMN IT BOB HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, ITS JUST A JOKE.
   Bob: ._.
   Favorite If you Get It ;D
   
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2. Sammie_Cool1234
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2012 10:21pm UTC
   Its Not About What They Think,
   Its about what YOU think
   ♥
   
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3. Sammie_Cool1234
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2011 6:03pm UTC
   Me: Teacher
   Teacher : Yes ?
   Me: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do ?
   Teacher: Of course not
   Me: Ok, I didn’t do my homework .
   Favorite if your going to do that to your teacher or have done it before .
   
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4. Sammie_Cool1234
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   December 6, 2011 12:51pm UTC
   Cutting Yourself .
   It Was Just Gonna Make Things Worse .
   
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5. Sammie_Cool1234
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2011 6:08pm UTC
   Dont Be A Follower
   ~Be A Leader .
   
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6. Sammie_Cool1234
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2011 2:22pm UTC
   If you love your mom copy and paste this into a quote.
   (One girl didn't and her mom died 365 days later.)
   
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7. Sammie_Cool1234
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   September 22, 2011 1:18pm UTC
   That Akward Moment… When You Go Up To Your Crush And Have Something Stuck In Your Teeth.
   
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8. Sammie_Cool1234
   posted a quote
   September 21, 2011 1:01pm UTC
   Stop Thinking About Him, if he doesn't love you anymore.
   
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9. Sammie_Cool1234
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   September 21, 2011 12:54pm UTC
   Love hurts when your crush is dating your best friend. It hurts more when your best friend knows you like him.
   
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10. Sammie_Cool1234
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    “If people are trying to bring you down. It only means that you are above them.”
    
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11. Sammie_Cool1234
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    July 10, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    Theirs always something behind that happy face.
    
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12. Sammie_Cool1234
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    Its funny how..
    You date a guy who called you beautiful.
    The next day he dumps you for a hotter girl.
    
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13. Sammie_Cool1234
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    That akward moment when u drop ur sisters ipod and blame ur cat ._.
    
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14. Sammie_Cool1234
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    July 7, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    You get that weird feeling that when someone gives you something u don’t like, you just say “ :O Thank u I love it!”
    
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15. Sammie_Cool1234
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    This blonde…
    Went to the doctors and told the doctor “My body hurts where ever I touch it” and the doctor said “Impossible!” the blonde touched her leg and screamed then her arm and screamed but really her finger was just broken.
    
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16. Sammie_Cool1234
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    When you……
    Dream about that guy he dreams about you back
    
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17. Sammie_Cool1234
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
    
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18. Sammie_Cool1234
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
    
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19. Sammie_Cool1234
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 11:51pm UTC
    Never.. Go to a doctor whose plants have died(: If you do then good luck.
    
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