SalemSoto's Quotes

SalemSoto
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July 17, 2013 3:18pm UTC

I threw a b itch in the well, dont ask me
I'll never tell i looked away as she fell, dumb hoe was in my way.

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SalemSoto
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July 17, 2013 3:13pm UTC

Home alone ? Did you mean time to practice for my Broadway debut?

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SalemSoto
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July 15, 2013 6:09pm UTC

"Are you stupid or something ?"
"Something .."

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SalemSoto
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July 15, 2013 6:06pm UTC

Who has amazing quotes ?
ChangeBeautyLove.

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SalemSoto
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July 14, 2013 3:53pm UTC

Bad guys in movies: "But before i kill you , i want
to tell you this really long story so you can be saved " .

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SalemSoto
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July 13, 2013 4:41pm UTC

What if someone called your phone,
whispered your witty name & then hung up.

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SalemSoto
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July 13, 2013 4:38pm UTC

(Opens pizza box ) * snoop dogs voice *
Grettings loved ones .

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SalemSoto
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July 12, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Did you hear about the italian
chef that died ? He pasta way ..

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SalemSoto
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July 11, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Im buysexual , you buy me food , i become sexual .

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Hush little laptop, dont you cry
momma's gonna find you some more wifi.

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SalemSoto
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July 11, 2013 12:33pm UTC

Whenever i see your face, theres not a thing
that i would change except the direction im walking in.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 12:18am UTC

You breathe oxygen ?
we have so much in common .

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SalemSoto
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July 10, 2013 12:15am UTC

A day without sunshine is like , you know, night .

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SalemSoto
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July 8, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Best joke ever: my love life .

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SalemSoto
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July 8, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Can you imagine Witty just decided to shut down and you see
all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun .

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 5:55pm UTC

Those days where you
just want to be done with everithing.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 3:18pm UTC

You cant sleep ? Let's can't sleep together .

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SalemSoto
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July 7, 2013 3:16pm UTC

Your skin isint paper , dont cut it .
Your face isint a mask ,dont cover it .
Your size isint a book , dont judge it .
Your life isint a film , dont end it .
Your beautiful , in every single way .

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SalemSoto
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July 7, 2013 2:24am UTC

*Does 5 push ups*
Me: Olympics 2016 here i come .

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SalemSoto
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July 7, 2013 2:20am UTC

Me opening the fridge :
"Baby you light up my world like nobody else ."

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