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SalemSoto

1. SalemSoto
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2013 4:36pm UTC
   The "I've missed you so much hug".
   
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2. SalemSoto
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   August 1, 2013 4:25pm UTC
   If Wittyprofiles,Google,& Youtube were school
   subjects,my parents would be so proud of me.
   
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3. SalemSoto
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2013 3:31pm UTC
   Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video
   then 3 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a girrafe.
   
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4. SalemSoto
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   July 31, 2013 3:26pm UTC
   Im unable to find love, beacause my standards
   are unrealistically high after mentally dating a celebrity for years.
   
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5. SalemSoto
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   July 31, 2013 3:23pm UTC
   Zebras are just horses who escaped from prison.
   
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6. SalemSoto
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   July 30, 2013 1:36am UTC
   One day i'll have a life .. today is not that day .
   
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7. SalemSoto
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2013 3:38pm UTC
   I'll be hear by your side
   NO MORE FEARS NO MORE CRYING,
   But if you walk away i know i'll
   fade cause there is nobody else.
   
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8. SalemSoto
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2013 3:31pm UTC
   THE MOST AMAZING THINGS
   can come from such terrible nights.
   
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9. SalemSoto
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2013 9:03pm UTC
   I find your lips so
   kissible. & your kiss
   unmissable. your finger tips,
   so touchable & your eyes, irresistable.
   
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10. SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 3:13am UTC
    Nothing f*cks up your Friday
    like realizing its only Tuesday.
    
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11. SalemSoto
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    July 28, 2013 3:01am UTC
    Forgeting to take your makeup off before you go
    to bed and feeling like you're the newest member of black veil brides.
    
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12. SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    Tonight will be the night
    that i will fall for you
    OVER AGAI N DONT MAKE
    me change my mind,
    or i wont live to see
    another day i swear
    ITS TRUE, BECAUSE A
    A girl like you is impossible to find .
    
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13. SalemSoto
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    July 26, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    I wish the cast of "Twilight"
    had to fight in the Hunger Games.
    
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14. SalemSoto
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    July 26, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    You're so hot, i'd instagram you without a filter.
    
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15. SalemSoto
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    July 26, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    Instead of saying LOL im gonna say "SALTS"
    (Smiled a little then stopped). Its more truthful.
    
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16. SalemSoto
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    July 23, 2013 12:23am UTC
    Next time when you receive a prankcall you say :
    "Hello Westwood Speerm bank You spank it,We bank it."
    
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17. SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 12:15am UTC
    I dont sugar coat sh*t, i'm not willy wonka.
    
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18. SalemSoto
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    July 22, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    I just bought condoms & when the cashier asked ..
    "Do you need a bag? " I just said.. "No she isin't that ugly ."
    
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19. SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    The perfect day : Going to bed with a dream, waking up with a purpose.
    
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20. SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 1:14am UTC
    Apple: I look like a human heart .
    Mango: I look like a stomach .
    Grapes: I look like eyes .
    Banana: I don't like this game ..
    
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