SakurainHell

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Hey, I am Sakura :c

SakurainHell
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 4:51pm UTC

girl: Im having va.gina surgery
boyfriend: I know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: where do you think you got the va.gina from?
girl: what
Lke if u cri evry tyme.

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SakurainHell
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March 15, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Me: MOM! HELP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!! HURRY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
Mom: Pick up your poster and shut up.

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SakurainHell
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Hey, you there!
Can you stop scrolling
for just a second;
and click the heart for...
the children who lost
their lives on
December. 16, 2012
In Connecticut
♥

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SakurainHell
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January 10, 2013 2:22pm UTC

When I was little, I just thought S((e))x was kissing while you were n((a))ked and one time when I got out of the shower I kissed my cat on the head and then remembered I was n((a))ked.
I ran downstairs crying saying i had s((e))x with the cat You should have seen my mums face.
Nmq. A similar thing happened to me >.<

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SakurainHell
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January 9, 2013 3:30pm UTC

I don't sing in the shower
I perform.

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SakurainHell
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January 5, 2013 10:20am UTC

I Left my phone charging all night....
The Charger wasn't connected to the wall -.-

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SakurainHell
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January 5, 2013 10:07am UTC

Random Woman:
Hi Honey - Can you tell me what these things mean? I keep seeing them all over my internet. LOL - ROTFL - NSFW - FML - WTF - STFU
Random Guy:
Hi Mom! Here you go:
LOL = Lots of Love!
ROTFL = Really ought to fix lunch!
NSFW = Nice, Safe, Fun And Wholesome
FML = Feeling mighty loved
WTF = Well that's fantastic!
STFU = Sorry! Thanks for understanding.
Random Woman:
Thanks so much! See you at Nana's. FML!
Random Guys:
Ok, ROTFL!
Oh Facebook.... ;D

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SakurainHell
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 9:55am UTC

Best childhood memory:
Falling asleep on the couch
The next morning waking up in bed.
I can teleport.

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SakurainHell
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 9:43am UTC

Teacher: Class Put You're Pens Down
** Puts Their Pens Down **
Teacher: Derp! Put you're pen down NOW
Derp: I have a pencil.

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SakurainHell
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 9:41am UTC

.........................................................................................................................................
I've Lived In My House For My Entire Life...
And I Still Don't Know Which Light Switch Is Which
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SakurainHell
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January 1, 2013 9:50am UTC

"I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere."

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SakurainHell
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January 1, 2013 9:38am UTC

Why is Monday so far from Friday,
and Friday so close to Monday?

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SakurainHell
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December 28, 2012 4:53pm UTC

They criticize our generation
b u t f o r g e t w h o r a i s e d i t ♥

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SakurainHell
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December 24, 2012 6:53am UTC

1. The medulla keeps your heartbeat and you breathing regularly.
2. The Cerebellum is in charge of balance and coordinating all of the muscles
3. The Cerebrum controls all the thinking, moving and sensing
My brain parts stop functioning normally each time a speak to you
1. My Medulla can’t control my heartbeat...and I stop breathing so you risk my death
2. My Cerebellum goes wonky and I just fall off the bed/chair/sofa randomly while talking to you
3. You can just forget about my cerebrum because all my thinking is about you.

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SakurainHell
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 10:53am UTC

He broke my heart,
I broke his x-box.

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SakurainHell
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December 20, 2012 9:58am UTC

Remember when someone upsets you;
it takes 42 muscles in you're face to frown...
and only 4 muscles
in you're arm to slap them right across the face.

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SakurainHell
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 3:56pm UTC

When I think about the parents of the 18
children killed at this horrible incident in
Newtown, Connecticut this morning, I can’t
help but cry. Those parents rushed to the
school to pick up their children and bring
them home to safety, only to watch other
parents find their children while they
waited to be told their children wouldn’t be
coming out. Those parents will have to live
with the pain of knowing their young
children went to school like any other
morning but will never be coming home
again. Those parents will have to go home
and see their child’s bedroom, knowing
they won’t be tucking them in and giving
them goodnight kisses anymore.
Those parents
will have to unwrap and return all the
Christmas gifts they bought their children
, knowing they were only a few days away
from seeing the joy on their children’s faces
when they opened them.

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SakurainHell
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 2:50pm UTC

They’ve just announced that the shooting at the elementary school in Connecticut is the worst school shooting in history. They’re saying that at least 27 people have been killed, including 18 children.
Take a moment to spare a thought for this tragic event and the people whose lives have been torn apart by it.

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SakurainHell
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 10:23am UTC

My brain is 80% song lyrics

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SakurainHell
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November 25, 2012 12:21pm UTC

My conversation with Cleverbot
Me: Hii There :)
CleverBot: What is your name?
Me: Sakura. You?
CleverBot: Naruto.
Me: ... Cool
CleverBot: You are my girlfriend.

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