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RuthiePie

1. RuthiePie
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2012 4:22pm UTC
   I just figured out that the hunger games isn't about food.
   
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2. RuthiePie
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   September 2, 2012 2:56pm UTC
   I didn't no it was Hipping, Hopping, Moron day.
   ( Quote: Squidward Tentacles)
   
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3. RuthiePie
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   August 26, 2012 5:54am UTC
   Andrew: I promise I'm not rushing into anything
   Bert: Your Promises right now are like the chinese letters tatooed on to my back, THEY MEAN NOTHING.
   
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4. RuthiePie
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   August 19, 2012 2:57pm UTC
   Squidward: she's a purebread
   Patrick: wow a snail made out of bread!
   
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5. RuthiePie
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   August 19, 2012 2:53pm UTC
   ME: NO I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THAT MEDICINE!
   MOM: AWH COME ON RUTHIE LOOK IT'S BANANA FLAVOUR!
   ME: OOOO BANANA YUMMY! *TAKES HUGE SPOON OF IT*
   MOM: SEE IT ISN'T THAT BAD!
   ME: BLAH BLAH! YOCK AND IT'S SAYS BANANA IT TASTES MORE LIKE THE ILLNESS I'M TAKING THIS FOR!
   
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6. RuthiePie
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   July 19, 2012 3:39pm UTC
   Joey: (Talks about audition) and then he said I was a bad kisser!, Thats like saying Thats mother Teresa is a "bad mother"!
   Friends: "long pause", and his friends all shake their heads at Joey.
   Who doesn't love Joey random stupid moments?
   
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7. RuthiePie
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   July 12, 2012 3:39pm UTC
   What if..........
   Somebody loved a pair of shoes so much
   They permanantly glued them to their feet?
   
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8. RuthiePie
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 3:36am UTC
   Who Else#3
   Finds surprise bruises and doesn't know when you got them??.
   
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9. RuthiePie
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   June 26, 2012 1:14pm UTC
   UNICORNS
   They eat rainbows and poop Butterflies!!!
   
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10. RuthiePie
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    What Is The Deal With Toast?
    Someone already cooked the bread once, Do you really have to cook it again?
    (Comment your Opinion)
    
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11. RuthiePie
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    What Happened to#2.......
    Joe McElderry??
    
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12. RuthiePie
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    June 24, 2012 7:43am UTC
    Me: What do you wanna be when you grow up??
    Little Girl: (In a cute lispy voice), When I grow up I wanna be A TWURTLE!
    Me: Why do you wanna be a TWURTLE?
    Little Girl: So I Can see Ariel and meet the singing fisheys!, (Then starts singing "under the sea")
    
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13. RuthiePie
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    June 24, 2012 7:33am UTC
    Weird Fact#1: Ants are able to survive up to two weeks under water!
    They're like Little, Body builder,Insect Mermaids!!!
    
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14. RuthiePie
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    June 23, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
    
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15. RuthiePie
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    June 23, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    
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16. RuthiePie
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    June 23, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
    
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17. RuthiePie
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    June 23, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Awwh Fudge Muffins!!!
    - Ruth
    
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18. RuthiePie
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    June 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Who else loves that minty, clean taste after being to the Dentist??...
    
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19. RuthiePie
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    June 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    What happened to
    "Thats so Raven?"
    
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20. RuthiePie
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    June 23, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    One Direction...?
    More like no Direction!
    (There! I said it!)
    
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