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  1. RedVelvet RedVelvet
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    IF YOU LIKE ME
    TELL ME.
    IF YOU MISS ME
    SHOW IT.
    IF YOU LOVE ME
    PROVE IT.

  2. KassidyLynn123 KassidyLynn123
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 12:25pm UTC
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  4. sierra11223344 sierra11223344
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    Me: Would you get me in trouble for something I didn't do?
    Teacher: Of course not.
    Me: Good. I didn't do my homework.

  5. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC
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  6. rosieisodd rosieisodd
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you,
    it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
    if you were on fire and I had water,
    I would probably drink the water.

  7. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  8. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  9. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  10. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  11. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  12. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
    -____-
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
    Even though I went to school.
    format credit jimmy365

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    14.4 million letters are lost
    in the mail every year.
    all of our acceptance letters to hogwarts must have been part of that 14.4 million.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    Suite Life of Zack and Cody
    Carey: Cody, don't you have something to say to your brother?
    Cody: I'm sorry I flicked flour in your face.
    Carey: Zack?
    Zack: I'm sorry you're my brother.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    the difference between girl friend and
    girlfriend is that little tiny space they call the friend zone.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Long but worth while...i promise
    Her name was Abby
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    When she was alive
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endore
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    " God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    " You deserve to die
    You worthless pest! "
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

  19. thisiswhatigotintroublefor thisiswhatigotintroublefor
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    BLOODYHELL!
    Admit it, you read that in a British accent...
    And not any British accent, it sounded a lot like Ron Weasley's.

  20. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Sometimes it takes a painful expierence to change our ways. Proverbs 20:30

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