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RedSquirrel

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Member Since: 2 Jul 2012 03:33pm

Last Seen: 25 Sep 2012 11:55am

user id: 314037

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I had a nickname called squirrel- then I died my hair red, so now I'm a red squirrel. I am a squirrel because I am 'small' , 'cute' and 'annoying'...

Do you have anything agaist that? good =3
I have alot of friends that like me...I hope :L...
ANYWAY: i would've stayed up with you all night, had I known how to save a life :P


  1. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    Raisin cookies
    that look like
    Chocolate Chip cookies
    are the main reason I have
    T r u s t I s s u e s

  2. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Focus ♥

  3. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Why give someone a second chance when there is someone out there waiting for a first?

  4. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:49am UTC
    When I was 5 my mum told me that the key to life was happiness. I went to school the next day and I was asked what I wanted to be when I was older. I said happy, he teacher told me that I didn't understand the assignment, I told her, she didn't understand life...

  5. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:46am UTC
    That awkward moment: when a teacher bends over to help the student sitting infront of you...

  6. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:41am UTC
    I grew up being told not to write on walls,
    I felt like a right badda$$ when I joined Facebook...

  7. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:39am UTC
    The only reason your girlfriend likes your d!ck is because her mum told her to enjoy the small things in life...

  8. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:28am UTC
    Fact of life: After monday and tuesday, even the calender says W.T.F...

  9. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    I'M FINISHED MAKING SENSE
    ?oh well?

  10. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    ♥ Lifes too short to be sitting round miserable♥

  11. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Marry the NIGHT

  12. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    NOTICE
    If you notice this notice then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing so why waste your time noticing this notice?

  13. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    ThingsYouDoThatLaterYouRegret#1
    Making a promise 'and swearing you'll keep it'
    -_-
    '10 Likes for series

  14. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Say my name no more
    Chapter 1
    "He's looking at you again." quoted Marcy. "I know, do you think he'll come over?" I looked across the room and saw Owen staring at me. "It's the fith time he's done that in seven minutes." I said, looking at my watch. "you actually keep count?"
    "wait, sshh! He's coming over." Owen started to walk towards me. He was hiding his gorgeous hair under his hoodie. I kept looking at Marcy, telling her to look away and drink or something, but she kept smiling up at him. "Marcy, get stuffed! Stop looking!" I whispered into her ear. He took off his hoodie and wrpped it around me. "You look cold." he said and then he left. I looked at Marcy, she was staring at me with a wide open mouth like a goldfish. I could tell that she was astonished. I was too. I propably looked like a lemon when he came over, I didn't say anything. Was he expecting to get his hoodie back? I mean, I can't beleive that the most gorgeous, popular guy in school actually put his hoodie around ME! "Come on, lets go home." Marcy said, and she stood up and walked out of mcDonalds, leaving me with the georgous smell of Owen. When I finally got my senses back together, I ran out of McDonalds, still hugging the hoodie. Marcy had stormed off halfway down the road in her bright red skinny jeans and her quilted jacket. I chased after her and saw that she had the biggest scowl on her face you'll ever see. Then I noticed Zoe and her little 'gang' laughing in the opposite direction. "Marcy, what did they say to you? Marcy?" I heard a muffled sniff and then I noticed Zoe giving me the evils. I thought she was going to start on me too, untill she swished her hair and stomped away. I saw the rest of her 'gang' follow after her. Then I remembered Owen's hoodie. Zoe had had a crush on Owen ever since I can remember. I heard that she had a thing with him for 2 years until a new girl ruined everything. Now I'm the new girl...
    10 LIKES FOR NEXT CHAPTER!
    -Thanks, I wrote this out of
    inspiration from a
    Jaqueline Wilson book. The book
    is called Kiss, though my story
    has a much happier ening.

  15. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:41am UTC
    I'm looking for a reason for me to be me and not what others want me to be...
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    . a reason to be who i want to be not what others what me to bea reason to be who i want to be not what others what me to be a reason to be somebody I want to be and not a reason to be who i want to be not what others what me to bea reason to be who i want to be not what others what me to bea reason to be who i want to be not what others what me to be

  16. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:51am UTC
    You live in the present,
    You step into the future,
    ♥ But the eternal truth lies in the past ♥

  17. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:43am UTC
    You're doing Maths homework...
    ...but that witty tab is staring you in the face...

  18. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:40am UTC
    You really need the toilet...
    ...but your sister is standing at the door, waiting for you to get off the computer...

  19. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Red is the danger, flashing our towards you,
    Red is the Jelly sitting nervously on the table,
    Red is the lipstick waiting on the street corner,
    Red is the anger boiling up inside,
    Red is the stawberries sailing down your throat,
    Red is the fire spitting through the windows,
    Red is the squirrel writing this poem...

:)

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