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RebeccaLynn05

1. RebeccaLynn05
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2013 12:05pm UTC
   Society: Would you rather have thin legs or cake?
   A small waist or brownies?
   A flat stomach or cookies?
   Me: It's no competition,
   I choose the food.
   
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2. RebeccaLynn05
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   May 26, 2013 1:28pm UTC
   Love Like Ours Just Never Fits
   
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3. RebeccaLynn05
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   May 26, 2013 1:11pm UTC
   Guy: I think we should break up, I'm sorry.
   Girl: No I'm sorry I was so stupid and thought that when you said that you loved me you meant that you'd love me forever.
   
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4. RebeccaLynn05
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   April 13, 2013 10:51am UTC
   The hardest part of living is just taking breathes to stay
   
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5. RebeccaLynn05
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   April 13, 2013 10:25am UTC
   The only thing in a breakup that hurts more than all the memories that come flooding back, are the unrealistic scenarios you make up in your head of him telling you in the most romantic Nicolas Sparks fashion that he is sorry and loosing you was the biggest mistake he could have made, and knowing that it will never happen.
   
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6. RebeccaLynn05
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   February 6, 2013 5:56pm UTC
   ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
   I don't know you
   but I want you
   all the more for that.
   ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
   
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7. RebeccaLynn05
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   February 4, 2013 7:55pm UTC
   Today in gym my friend and I were playing badminton, and we were actually playing really well.
   But the second we had to play two attractive guys:
   we started to suck,
   I got hit in the eye with the birdie,
   and she flung her racket and hit one of the guys.
   Gym has a cruel sense of humor.
   
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8. RebeccaLynn05
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   January 26, 2013 9:08pm UTC
   The guy I'm dating while we watch A Walk to Remember: *as Landon says the line* Our love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.
   Me: I am like the wind, you can't see me, but I can see you.
   Him: What?!
   Me: What?! Did I say that out loud? Awkward...
   Him:
   Me:
   Him: *laughs* This is why I like you
   True story
   
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9. RebeccaLynn05
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   October 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC
   There's this guy who I know and I LOVE him, well more like fan girl over him, he's gorgeous! The problem is that he's 7 years older than me :( Every year on my birthday he posts on my facebook:
   Happy Birthday, what are you now, 12?
   Today was my 17th birthday and I can't wait till next year when I can reply with:
   No, I'm 18 and legal ;)
   
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10. RebeccaLynn05
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    October 17, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    Spanish Teacher: Rebecca, ¿Cuál es su número telefónico?
    Me: Do I have to give my real phone number?
    Teacher: Why, do you think someone in this class will stalk you?
    Random kid not really paying attention: I will!
    Me: Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete.
    Teacher: Smart choice.
    
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11. RebeccaLynn05
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    July 9, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    I want a guy to love me like Forrest loves Jenny.
    <3
    
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12. RebeccaLynn05
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    May 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    When I walk laps in gym;
    Teacher: Becca, why aren't you running your laps?! Don't be lazy!
    Me: They're not running either! (points to other girls walking)
    Teacher: Well we're not talking about them, we're talking about you. If they jumped off a bridge would you? You need to focus on what you're doing not what everyone else is doing!
    When other girls walk laps in gym;
    Teacher: Why aren't you running?
    Girl: She's not running. (points to me)
    Teacher: Yeah Becca, why aren't you running?! (walks towards me and gives me long lecture)
    My teacher hates me!!!!!!
    
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13. RebeccaLynn05
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    February 23, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Matt: Becca, I will kill your family! (said jokingly)
    Teacher: Matt, it's not nice to tell someone you're going to kill their family. (said seriously then walks away)
    
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