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RazorsEdge

1. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2012 2:15am UTC
   Hey, sexy.
   Shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs!
   Love,
   Your Toilet.
   And what were YOU thinking?
   
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2. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2011 12:02am UTC
   Happy Birthday, Jesus. ♥
   
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3. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2011 8:10pm UTC
   Dear Santa,
   I want a fat bank account and a slim body for Christmas. But please try not to mix up the two like you did last year.
   Thanks!
   
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4. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 8:30pm UTC
   This is the legit conversation I'm having with Cleverbot right now. Haha.
   (Me) Hey Cleverbot.
   (CB) What's good.
   (Me) Not much, you?
   (CB) Awh, you know, doin' my thang, slaying dragons, doin' backflips, you know the drill.
   (Me) Pimp, dawg.
   (CB) No, D-O-G.
   
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5. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2011 12:26am UTC
   School for 12 years.
   College for 4 years.
   Work until I die.
   Great!
   
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6. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 7:50pm UTC
   If you love someone, tell them. Forget about the fear of looking ridiculous. What is truly ridiculous is passing up an opportunity to let someone know you have your heart invested in them.
   
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7. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2011 10:25am UTC
   Life is like an analogy.
   
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8. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2011 10:23am UTC
   If you are going through Hell
   Keep Going.
   
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