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  1. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    September 8, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    Being happy doesn't mean everythings perfect; It means you decided to look beyond the imperfections♥

  2. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    September 7, 2011 11:25am UTC
    Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
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  3. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    September 7, 2011 11:16am UTC
    If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

  4. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    September 7, 2011 11:10am UTC
    If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

  5. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    September 6, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

  6. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    September 6, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    I always want the guy I cant have. </3

  7. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    September 6, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

  8. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    September 6, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

  9. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    September 1, 2011 12:04am UTC
    That awkward moment when you're watching TV with your dad and a Kotex commercial comes on.

  10. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 10:26am UTC
    That awkward moment when you realize all you've been posting are awkward moment quotes.

  11. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    August 29, 2011 10:21am UTC
    That awkward moment when you realize your life is one long awkward moment...

  12. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    August 29, 2011 10:16am UTC
    That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then end up walking in the same direction.

  13. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    August 29, 2011 10:11am UTC
    That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing at the top of your lungs.

  14. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    August 28, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    That fail moment when you try to copy those face wash commercial girls by refreshingly splashing your face…only to get your shirt soaked and the surrounding area wet.

  15. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    August 28, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you take your one legged friend to IHOP.

  16. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    August 21, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    You know the Hastings motto. Why enjoy today when you could be worrying about tomorrow?

  17. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    June 24, 2011 8:25am UTC
    Waiting for that email that just feels like will never come...

  18. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    June 21, 2011 11:03am UTC
    When you're chatting online with a lot of people and end up getting all confused and saying something about short-shorts to the person who was talking about how their Grandmom just died of cancer. -.-'

  19. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    June 2, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    I didn’t lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.

  20. RawrCookiesRawr RawrCookiesRawr
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    June 2, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    .Duct tape is like the force.
    It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

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