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yourcool
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July 19, 2013 2:22am UTC

YOU'RE YOU ARE.
YOUR IT BELONGS TO YOU.
THEY'RE THEY ARE.
THEIR IT BELONGS TO THEM.
THERE A PLACE
WE'RE WE ARE.
WERE PAST TENSE OF ARE.
WHERE A PLACE.
THEN A POINTIN TIME.
THAN A METHOD OF COMPARISON.
TWO THE NUMBER 2
TO INDICATES MOTION.
TOO ALSO OR EXCESSIVELY.
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD, IS IT?

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:36am UTC

my ex told me I would never do better than him.
I guess it's real hard to find someone who is a cheater and an as.hole with a small p.enis, menial job, no bank account and a criminal history.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:40am UTC

ok "mom" if that's your real name

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yourcool
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July 19, 2013 2:45am UTC

it takes me 10 seconds to write my text
and 4 minutes to decide which emoji that I think best goes with it

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 1:45am UTC

so i walked into my brothers room and
he was asleep and I knocked something over and he said "if you're a ghost or some sh.t please f.ck off i'm too tired for this"

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 2:27am UTC

honestly, i'd rather be laying in a field
somewhere doing drugs

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 2:37am UTC

"f.ck it" tends to be the last thought that
runs through my mind before making any final decisions.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 5:21pm UTC

wow! I lost 10 pounds in one week! how?
I had to get up and close the door every tiME YOU F.CKING DIDN'T

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 7:13pm UTC

the best thing that ever happened to me
in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class.

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UnicornExpress
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July 14, 2013 1:21am UTC

Ironic Yolo.

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UnicornExpress
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July 13, 2013 3:30am UTC

I'm not a leaf.
I'm a tree.
-Beau Brooks

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Loserlikeme
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 12:31pm UTC

Yesterday,
I went to walmart with no make up, hair up, in my
pajamas. A 3 year old boy came up to me with a ring
pop. He told I was the most beautiful girl he had ever
seen and he asked me to marry him.
I said yes.

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bailie008
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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princessbela97

posted a quote
August 23, 2011 6:50pm UTC

Imagine...
How many friends we'd have on facebook.
if all the witty girls added eachother.
♥

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silje_x3
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 5:14pm UTC

fave if you've ever lied ;
if you don't fave you're lying. ♡

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eve123
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Zoey May
Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Toby Jackson
In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
26 minutes ago · Like
True stuff

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amanda2121
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 10:34pm UTC

My ex boyfriend decieded to be a jerk and post on my wall"You like small dicks"and so i commented back "exactly, why do you think i ever dated you?" *98 people liked my comment*

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idance
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 2:51pm UTC

***
dear mom & dad,
if my friends really did jump off a cliff, it's because it was my idea.
sincerely, your daughter is a leader not a follower
***

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