RandomGirl42

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Member Since: 24 May 2012 07:52pm

Last Seen: 12 Oct 2014 03:56pm

Birthday: November 21

Gender: F

user id: 302380

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Check out my tumblr! Click here! My names Ivana and I'm 14. I've been a wittian for about 2 years now (I was introduced to the site long before I made an account.). I have horrible grammar when I'm speaking but I like to write/text properly. Either way I am HORRIBLE at spelling. I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter, and if you are too click here. I LOVE Starkid, they are AWESOME or as they would say, totally awesome. I'm smart, funny (well at least I think I am) and perfectly sarcastic. I am sooooo NOT shy! If you're a hot guy I will most likely go up to you and say you're hot, that is, if your a stranger that I'm never going to see again. I also LOVE Hello Kitty and all the other Sanrio characters. I hate people who claim to like HK but don't even know what Sanrio is. I hate ignorance. Anyway hopefully you like my quotes, almost all of which are orignal and almost none of the formats are mine. I alter them a lot but I rarely write a format all by myself. I also like bacon. Scratch that. I LOVE BACON! I'm not going to write anymore about myself for fear of someone finding my Witty. Check out my followers those guy are the best! I love to follow people so just comment on my page and follow me and I'll follow you back. Thanks for visiting my witty!

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 11:50pm UTC

Every time I see a funny quote that even mentions One Direction I have to question myself as to if I should or shouldn't fave it.

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RandomGirl42
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December 27, 2012 9:34pm UTC

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RandomGirl42
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December 27, 2012 9:13pm UTC

I don't understand how they turn The Hobbit, a 300 page novel, into a movie trilogy when Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, a book well over 800 pages, into a single 2 hour movie. It should be the other way around if you ask me.

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 8:29pm UTC

"Now kids, what do you say when you see a nice man?"
*Many multiracial little kids say in unison* "Are you my daddy?"
Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood
Love this movie

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 8:06pm UTC

Don't you just LOVE ... Ah dang it I had an idea but forgot what it was.

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 7:37pm UTC

Harry, you can find my horcrux anytime you like ;)

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Haikus make no sense
Just like how this one doesn't
Refrigerator

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 7:14pm UTC

I'm scared of spiders.
Common' Weasley marry me.

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 7:07pm UTC

My crush has never seen or read any of the Harry Potter books or movies. He said its boring. If he wasn't so cute I would seriously give our nonexistant relationship a second thought.

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Sometimes, I look back and think: Man, I really was a spoiled unappreciative little brat.

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:49pm UTC

A commercial jingle that every Chicagoian knows:
773, 202, LUNA!

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:38pm UTC

You know what I love about this format?
You can actually focus on what the peron is saying instead of looking at the pretty formating.

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:34pm UTC

I own:
[x] hair straightener
[x] curling iron
[] mousse
[x] hairspray
[x] gel
[] other sprays
[x] bobby pins
[x] hair clips
[x] hair ties
[x] round barrel brush
[x] blow dryer
[x] mirror
[] I have dyed my hair
[x] I have/had highlights
Eyes: I own
[x] black eyeliner
[x] other color eyeliner
[x] eye shadow
[x] mascara
[] fake eyelashes
[] eyelash curler
[] eye shimmer
[] contacts
[] stunna shades
[] eye makeup remover
Lips/Teeth: I own
[x] clear lip gloss
[x] red or pink lip gloss
[x] lipstick
[x] chap stick
[] lip plumper
[] electric toothbrush
[] teeth whitener
[] more than 15 lip glosses
[x] toothpaste
Complexion/Overall Face: I own
[x] blush
[x] moisturizer
[x] face wash
[x] bronzer
[] makeup remover
[] face wipes
[] powder
[x] cover up
[] blotting papers
Nails:
[x]nail polish/varnish
[x] filer
[x] cuticle remover
[x] nail hardener
[x] nail brush
[] fake nails
[] nail scissors
[] special scissors to cut your nials
OVERALL TOTAL:30
Now multiply your number by 2
Then repost as I am 60% obsessed with my looks

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 1:26pm UTC

Orginal made by theawkwardauthor
Let's be honest here...
When you see this format
You know its going to contain something funny and true
WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS ONE
YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE THE
TRUTH NO MATTER HOW HARD IT IS
Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
What about this format?
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
You know its gonna be extremely stupid and funny.
my quote but not my idea

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 12:28pm UTC

Fandoms are what seperate the fans from the overly obsessed, fans are what seperate the normal from the admirers, and the normal seperate the unbiased from the haters.

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 12:19pm UTC

Don't you just LOVE how you just read that part sarcastically? I know I do.

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 2:08am UTC

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PERFECT
nmf, but edited to make it my own. mq

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 11:22am UTC

99 Confessions
1. Last hug: Not sure, I think it was yesterday at school
2. Last phone call: Mom
3. Last text message:Ashley
4. Last song you heard:I don't know.
5. Last time you cried: Don't remember.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: No.
7. Been cheated on: No.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No.
9. Lost someone special: Kinda.
10. Been depressed: No.
11. Pulled all-nighter: Only lasted up until 3 am.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Purple
13: Blue
14: Green
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend: Yes.
16. Fallen out of love: No.
17. Laughed until you cried: Yeah.
18. Met someone who changed you: No.
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yeah.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah.
21. Kissed anyone: No.
YOUR LIFE.
22.How many people on your fol lowers list do you know in real life: 2.
23. How many kids do you want: 1 or 3
24. Do you have any pets: Nope.
25. Do you want to change your name: Nope.
26. What did you do for your last Birthday: Went to Old Country Buffet.
27. What time did you wake up today: 9:00 am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping.
29. Name something you cannot wait for: Christmas!!
30. Last time you saw your mother: An hour ago.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Don't know.
32. What are you listening to right now: The sound of the TV.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I don't think so, if I did I don't remember.
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: A certain Blonde.
35. Most visited webpage: Witty, Duh!
36. Whats your real name: Ivana? I never had a nickname (that stuck) or anything so that's basically it.
37. Nicknames: None. (Some friends call me Ivy but I HATE the name.
38. Relationship Status: Single
40. Male or female: Female.
44. Last kiss?: Never.
45. Tall or short: Average.
46. Height: 5' 3"
47. Do you have a crush on someone: Yeah.
48. What do you like about yourself: Everything!
49. Piercings: Ears.
50. Tattoos: Nope.
51. Righty or lefty: Righty.
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing:When I was like, a few months old? My ears.
54. First best friend: Some girl in Pre-School whose name I cannot remember for some reason.
55.First sport you joined:Never joined a sport.
56. First vacation: To Mexico? When I was a baby.
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: Nothing.
60. Drinking: Nothing.
61. I'm about to: Finish this questionaire thing-a-ma-jig.
62. Listening to: Nothing.
63. Waiting for: My mom to get back from the store.
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids: Yeah.
65. Want to Get married: Yes.
66. Career: Engineer/Artcitect.
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes.
68. Hugs or kisses: Both?
69. Shorter or taller: Taller
70. Older or Younger: Don't know.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Both!
73. Sensitive or loud: Loud!
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship!
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: Heck no.
77. Stole something for someone: Everyone has at one time or another.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Yeah, a bunch of times.
79. Hurt youself: I'm accident-prone.
80. Broken someone's heart: I don't think so.
82. Been arrested: Nope!
83. Turned someone down: Yeah.
84. Cried when someone died: No. So far no one has died, I think. And I was a baby so I don't know.
85. fallen for a friend: Ehhh no not really.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: Yeah!
87. Miracles: Sometimes.
88. Love at first sight: Nah.
89. Heaven: Yeah!
90. Santa Clause: Never have, never will.
91. Kiss on the first date: Sure.
92. Angels: Yes.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: NO.
95. Did you sing today: No.
96. First person in your contacts: Ummm Afro Kid. (Don't know hi name so I call him Afro Kid.)
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? A year or 2.
98. The moment you would choose: I don't know.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love? Nah.

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 8:58pm UTC

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huumm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
Worth posting.

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 8:20pm UTC

I'm starting to think that
the name Sandy is just bad news

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