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  1. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 1:22am UTC
    Squidward: Years ago, at this very restaurant, the hatch-slinging slasher used to be a frycook, just like you. Only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened...
    Spongebob: He forgot the secret sauce?
    Squidward: No.
    Spongebob: He didn't wash his hands?
    Squidward: No!
    Spongebob: Irregular portions?
    Squidward: NO! He cut off his own hand.. By mistake!
    Spongebob: You mean like this?
    Spongebob: Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or this?
    Squidward: Except he wasn't a sponge!
    Spongebob: So..?
    Squidward: So it didn't grow back!
    Spongebob: OH NO!
    Squidqward: And he replaced his hand... with a rusty spatula! And then... he got hit by a bus! And as funeral, they fired him! So now.. every... What day is it??
    Spongebob: Tuesday...
    Squidward: Every Tuesday night! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance!
    I love Spongebob♥♥

  2. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 2:59am UTC
    I don't no who I am anymore.

  3. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 3:20am UTC
    That should be me,
    holding you hand.
    Making you laugh.
    This is so sad.
    That should be me,
    That should be me.

  4. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 8:54pm UTC
    Don't you hate when white people think there black.

  5. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 8:34am UTC
    I am who I am,
    Your approval isn't needed.

  6. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 11:22pm UTC
    he'll go out of his way for every person, but me. & I'm the one who loves him more then he knows. and he doesn't realize how much he hurts me.

  7. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 3:38pm UTC
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  8. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    I really hate boys sometimes.

  9. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 11:52pm UTC
    I thought of something better than 24.
    What?
    25!
    I love Spongebob!!! ♥ :)

  10. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    My Birthday is the first day of school ugh...

  11. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 10:48pm UTC
    I don't know what i want anymore.
    I don't know if your the one.

  12. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 11:27pm UTC
    When you broke up with me, I felt really ugly.

  13. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 11:06pm UTC
    hurt but never cry I work and forever try, but I’m cursed, so never mind..

  14. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2010 1:39pm UTC
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  15. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2010 2:34pm UTC
    And i carved this X in my arm,
    ......Because Of You.

  16. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 2:03pm UTC
    I Wish People Actually Cared.

  17. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:55pm UTC
    Not a day goes on without me thinking about you.

  18. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 4:00pm UTC
    Mine- Taylor Swift
    You were in college working part time waiting tables. Left a small town never looked back. I was a flight risk with a fear of fallin wonderin why we bothered with love if it never lasts. Say can you believe it? As were lying on the couch. The moment i can see it. Yes Yes this i can see it now. Do you remember, we were sitting there, by the water. You put your arm around me for the first time. You made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter. You are the best thing that’s ever been mine. Flash forward and we’re taking on the world together. And there’s a drawer of my things at your place. You learn my secrets and you figure out why I’m guarded. You say we’ll never make my parent’s mistake. But we got bills to pay. We got nothing figured out. When it was hard to take. Yes, yes, I thought about. Do you remember, we were sitting there, by the water. You put your arm around me for the first time. You made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter. You are the best thing that’s ever been mine. Do you remember all the city lights on the water. You saw me start to believe for the first time. You made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter. You are the best thing that’s ever been mine. Oh, oh, oh. And I remember that fight. Two-thirty AM. Yes, everything was slipping right out of our hands. I ran out crying and you followed me out into the street. Braced myself for the goodbye. ‘cause that’s all I’ve ever known. And you took me by surprise. You said "I’ll never leave you alone". You said I remember how we felt sitting by the water. And every time I look at you, it’s like the first time. I fell in love with a careless man’s careful daughter. She is the best thing that’s ever been mine. You made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter. You are the best thing that’s ever been mine. Do you believe it?. Going to make it now. I can see it. I can see it now
    ♥.♥.♥.♥

  19. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 8:30pm UTC
    Even though i don't like you anymore,
    Sometimes when i read love quotes on Witty...
    I Still Think About You. ♥

  20. icecreamgal89 icecreamgal89
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 10:20pm UTC
    People came up and asked if i was okay and asked what was wrong,
    I said i am fine. When I talked to you I told you what was wrong and started crying.
    And I am suppose to be the strong one.

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