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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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2. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 3:23pm UTC
   "hey remember when you liked -"
   SHUT UP
   SHUT UP
   SHUT UP
   
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3. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 2:53pm UTC
   i m a g i n e i f E a r t h w a s j u s t l i k e
   "i'm done"
   and flew into the sun
   
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4. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 2:58pm UTC
   Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
   Me: Okay I got this
   Teacher: *calls your name*
   Me: Here
   Me: nailed it
   
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5. vanybee
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   November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC
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6. OneDirectionQuotes
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 1:53am UTC
   "Are you fans of Britney and Demi?"
   Louis: "Niall's a fan of Demi."
   Niall: "I am a fan of Demi, yeah.."
   "Why are you blushing?"
   Niall: "Am I blushing? No it's my Irish
   Red cheeks."
   Louis: "He wants to do naughty things to her."
   
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7. OneDirectionQuotes
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   September 14, 2012 8:44pm UTC
   Simon: "How are you?"
   Harry: "Hello."
   
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8. Limited_Edition
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   September 14, 2012 6:18pm UTC
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9. OneDirectionQuotes
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2012 8:05pm UTC
   "The bullies that bullied us,
   They're at home watching us on TV."
   -Demi Lovato
   
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10. HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    The most painful goodbyes
    ARE THE ONES THAT ARE NEVER SAID,
    AND NEVER EXPLAINED.
    
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11. justmmia
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Listening to someones story
    And thinking lie, lie, lie lie.
    nmf nmq
    
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12. ThatsSoMeee
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    September 14, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Relationships scare me sometimes
    Why?
    Because one person has the power
    to make or break your day.
    They have the ability to make you
    smile, laugh, and even cry.
    One person can have so much to hold over me.
    I’m vulnerable.
    And for me, that’s a scary position to be in.
    
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13. Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    Wanna hear what would be extremely terrifying?
    If you walked into class late and your Witty was up on the projector
    
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14. OneDirectionQuotes
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    September 15, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    "Who is your favorite singer?"
    Liam: "Bruno Mars."
    Harry: "Adele."
    Zayn: "Bruno Mars."
    Louis: "Harry Styles."
    Niall: "Justin Bieber."
    
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15. Chocolate_Luver
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    September 15, 2012 11:57am UTC
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16. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Spongebon: If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art.
    
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17. LoveLikeWoexD
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Blanket on; to hot.
    Blanket off; to cold.
    One leg out; Perfect.
    until the demon
    from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you down the hall
    
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18. silje_x3
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    September 18, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    fave if you've ever lied ;
    if you don't fave you're lying. ♡
    
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19. Todaywillbedifferent98
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    Psychological fact:
    The more you talk to your friends about someone you
    like, the more you like them.
    I talk about him alot..
    
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20. BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Did you know?
    If you say
    "Raise Up Lights"
    you just said
    "Razor Blades"
    in an Austrailian accent
    [fav if you just tried]
    
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