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1. mellyj123
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   Click the [♥]
   if you ever went into the fridge for no reason.
   
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2. Elenlovesu
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   Putting a ball under your shirt and pretending you're pregnant.
   Credit: FaveFormats
   
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3. soccerloverx03x
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC
   Cop: When is your birthday?
   Me: April 20th
   Cop: What year?
   Me: Every year.
   Cop: Well played.....
   lol fav if you get it:)
   
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4. nusher1997
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2011 4:34pm UTC
   Im sexy and I know it;)
   
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5. loveher_3
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2011 9:55pm UTC
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   Those days you just spend with him,
   and he just holds you and quietly talks to you the whole time.
   nmf♥
   
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6. Runaway_love
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   Omegle:
   You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
   Stranger: hey
   You: Spongebob?
   Stranger: PATRICK?
   
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7. Runaway_love
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 11:15pm UTC
   The Butterfly Project Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
   1. When you feel like you want to cut, take a marker, pen, or sharpies and draw a butterfly on your arm or hand.
   2. Name the butterfly after a loved one, or someone that really wants you to get better.
   3. You must let the butterfly fade naturally. No scrubbing it off.
   4. If you cut before the butterfly is gone, you've killed it. If you don't cut, it lives.
   5. If you have more than one butterfly, cutting kills all of them.
   6. Another person may draw them on you. These butterflies are extra special. Take good care of them.
   *Even if you don't cut, feel free to draw a butterfly anyways, to show your support. If you do this, name it after someone you know that cuts or is suffering now, and tell them it could help.
   ***
   Please fave, and mark your writs's, girls/boys. Spread The Butterfly Project to those who need to be saved.
   
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8. Jodieendacott
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 9:29am UTC
   04.That awkward moment;
   when people make quotes of when you were little you used to do...
   and you still do them..
   
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9. Jodieendacott
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 9:16am UTC
   03.That awkward moment;
   when you pretend to die infront of your dog,
   and it stares at you wierdly.
   
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10. Jodieendacott
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 9:01am UTC
    02.That awkward moment;
    when you shout your friends name, and they turn around
    & its not them...
    
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11. Jodieendacott
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:45am UTC
    01.That awkward moment;
    when your younger sibling goes out more than you.
    comment if i should make a series.
    
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12. PrincessSafa101
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 8:21am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. PrincessSafa101
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 8:30am UTC
     
    Honestly, I Write 'LOL' 
    And I Ain't Even Laughing. 
     
    nmf
    
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14. PrincessSafa101
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 10:20am UTC
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    Idolized Or Despised,
    either way, I'm r e c o g n i z e d ♥
    .
    nmf
    nmf
    
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15. laughing_a_whole_lot
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    Fave this
    And ill fave 5 of your quotes :)
    
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16. BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    format credit: FormatsForYou
    Those awesome hair days where you can look good in any picture.
    ♥
    
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17. BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 11:44am UTC
    I love laughing so hard, nothing comes out but
    tears.
    
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18. captivated
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:10pm UTC
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    the reason santa is so jolly
    is because he knows where all the bad girls are ♥
    
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19. captivated
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    I didn't change.
    I just got tired
    of pretending that
    I was happy.
    
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20. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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