Onora*'s Quotes

Onora*
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 6:01pm UTC

I saw a Chinese place with the name....
'You sit on my sandwich with butt crack'
Original.....
True story.

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Onora*
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January 10, 2012 9:28am UTC

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Hold on one sec let me pause you || then beat the crap out of you, And then push play ►

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Onora*
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January 9, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Barbie™

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Onora*
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January 9, 2012 5:47pm UTC

10: I whip my hair back & forth.
30: I drive my kids back & forth.
80: I rock my chair back & forth.

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Hi, I'm a random person named Hollywood, And well I'm a hobo with a sticker, A smiley sticker that is♥

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Onora*
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January 9, 2012 10:06am UTC

It's true, I'M A NINJA!

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 9:42am UTC

Stardoll chat:
Me: Hey!
Them: EW!, STUPID WEMO!
Me: :'[
Them: OH GOD, SHUT UP!, THAT'S SAD YOU CAN'T TAKE A LITTLE DISS!
Me: -Logs off-
Witty chat:
Me: -Logs on witty-
Me: Hey!
Them: Sup bro! ;3
Me: Nothing much, Making quotes. :]
Them: I'm sure they are epic! x3
I love you witty♥

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 8:58am UTC

Some idiot had the audacity to say I was fake, [♥] if you think I'm real, Comment if you think I'm fake and why.

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:02pm UTC

[♥] if you think they should make pastal colored skittles

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 2:57pm UTC

♥Admit.It.You.tried.to.fit.your.butt.into.one.of.those.toddler.cars♥

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 2:49pm UTC

Hello!
Bro!

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 2:45pm UTC

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 2:33pm UTC

if history repeats itself..
I'm so getting a dinosaur!
...................../ •_)
..... _.----._/../
...../........../../..
___/..(...|.(....|....
/_____.-'|_|--|_|........

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 2:28pm UTC

Boyfriend: Hun, Let's talk....
Girlfriend: If you are breaking up with me I am going to break you like I would a brick!
Boyfriend: But you would probably have to throw a brick of a cliff to break it.
Girlfriend: My point exactly. -.-
Boyfriend: Oh God...I gotta go....
Girlfriend: That's best if you love your life!
;)

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 2:22pm UTC

What do you think about the name Onora?

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 11:07am UTC

18956
-Craps brick-
e.o

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Onora*
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January 5, 2012 12:43pm UTC

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 12:23pm UTC

MISSING!
My other unicorn Cupcakes had gone missing!, Please help me search for her!
1 fave= I'll call her on her cupcake phone and tell her to come back.
5 faves= I will send a unicorn army to find her.
10 faves= I will put up letters for her to come back and send a unicorn army to find her.
20 faves= I will find her myself and tell her I love her♥

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Onora*
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 12:18pm UTC

Am I Pretty?
Go to my profile and then tell me in the comments if I'm pretty♥

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