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  1. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     November 4, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    one time i had a dream about my siblings pushing me out of a van that had awesome stuff in it like guitar hero and we were playing it but i sucked so they pushed me out then a car ran over me then i woke up.
    just saying
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  2. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     November 4, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    hi guys lets be friends because i have no real life ones
    talk to me on here:
    Chatzy - Lalala Witty Friends Yum
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  3. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     November 4, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    when you favorite a quote and witty says, "hold on fave that quote again pls" but it worked
    tricky witty trying to make me unfavorite stuff. >:)
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  4. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     November 4, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    in the car do you ever like pretend you're in a music video and you go all slow motion
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  5. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     November 4, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    i'm sorry to say this but i refuse to socialize with people who wear osiris shoes.
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  6. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     November 4, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    remember when you used to use comic sans.
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  7. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     November 4, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    there is always that one person in your class that thinks they're funny so they somehow need to comment on everything
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  8. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     November 4, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    why does witty always tell me to "cool my jets" when they don't add my quote.
    okay no you cool your jets because you're the one who didn't add my quote.
    don't ever tell me to "cool my jets" again or i will cut you.
    kbye. x
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  9. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     November 4, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    "Butterflies must roam where they're meant to fly."
    when you see a quote that doesn't even make sense but it sound cool so you fave it anyways.
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  10. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     November 3, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    but like what's even the point anymore? ♥
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  11. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     November 3, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    why do quotes that people get from google have 12356 faves but mine get like 2
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  12. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     November 3, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    ► EAST-SIDE HIGH ◄
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    nmf
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  13. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     November 3, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    what do you call a pile of cats?
    a meowton!
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    pls date me.
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  14. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     August 26, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    You guys don't know how hard it is to be me.
    I struggle with a disease.
    It is so, so hard.
    I cry myself to sleep every night because of it.
    Sometimes...
    I get the hiccups.
    - Miranda Sings
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  15. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     August 5, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    When you ask a question,
    then forget to listen to the answer.
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  16. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     August 5, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    When a 70 lb 10 year old says their fat.
    STFU.
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  17. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     August 5, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Looking through the top comments and I see this.
    People who are different are
    BEAUTYFUL .
    Go back to school, please.
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  18. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     August 5, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Dad: So when did you find out Santa Claus wasn't real?
    Me: What.
    Childhood ruined.
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  19. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     August 5, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    "I call my mom Santa Claus, because she always tells me I'm a ho - ho - ho."
    - Shane Dawson's Skit
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  20. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
     August 5, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    Sister: "So at work today, these two guys were hitting on me, like OMG."
    Mom: "Who?"
    Sister: "Well, some costumers, and they -"
    Me: *Interrupts* "Why do we hiccup?"
    I have the most random questions somtimes.
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