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QueenOfClovers
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October 21, 2012 1:41pm UTC

My friends sister majored in phsycology.
she said that I have severe anxiety disorder.
im scared

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QueenOfClovers
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October 21, 2012 1:03pm UTC

If you've ever been called
UGLY
put this as your quote.
And whoever sees it must check out your picture
&
Whoever faves it
Disagrees.

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QueenOfClovers
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October 20, 2012 8:39pm UTC

I AM A VICTIM.

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QueenOfClovers
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October 20, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Question I get askes the most:
"Are you on crack?"

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QueenOfClovers
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October 20, 2012 2:18pm UTC

Once I only spent 2 hours on Witty....
Thats a new record.

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QueenOfClovers
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October 17, 2012 9:09pm UTC

I love that sound you make when you shut the f-ck up.

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QueenOfClovers
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October 17, 2012 9:01pm UTC

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. You're Christians are so unlike your Christ."
-Gandhi

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QueenOfClovers
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October 17, 2012 8:20pm UTC

I dont understand! Amanda Todd? I mean really? She was one of the thousands of teenagers in America who killed herself, and everyone suddenly cares? There are alot of people in the world suffering. Amanda Todd's cutting and depression wasnt the worst case. Some people have it worse you know.

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QueenOfClovers
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October 16, 2012 10:00pm UTC

My password could be "PenisLover69"
And none of you would have a clue.

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QueenOfClovers
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October 15, 2012 10:00pm UTC

SOOOO, I am EXTREMELY BORED. Will someone comment on my profile or something??? BORDEM. KILLING. ME.

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QueenOfClovers
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October 15, 2012 7:55pm UTC

That awkward moment when Santa has the same wrapping paper as your parents...

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QueenOfClovers
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October 15, 2012 7:53pm UTC

"He just called you Kim Kardashian"
"Oh, HELL NO! Girl, hold mah divorce papers!"

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QueenOfClovers
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October 15, 2012 7:51pm UTC

Maybe karma wouldn't be so nasty if we stopped calling her a b*tch.

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QueenOfClovers
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October 13, 2012 1:42pm UTC

OMFG IM FREAKING OUT!
Remember www.amandaplease.com?
The site is STILL there and it's STILL the same 'o'

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QueenOfClovers
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October 8, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Don't let someone else take away your happiness.

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QueenOfClovers
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October 8, 2012 1:38am UTC

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QueenOfClovers
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October 7, 2012 11:47pm UTC

My sister told me a VERY odd story:
She was sitting in class, and this guy came in with a suit on and just stood there at the front of the classroom. So the teacher was like, "um...who are you" He ignored and started to say in a official voice, "There's this movie about a man, and his wife was brutally murdered and he lost all of his children." While he was talking abou this random movie everyone, even the teacher, was just staring at him like, "wtf?" And then at the end he said, "Yeah, you guys should see it. It's called Finding Nemo." And then he left the room.

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QueenOfClovers
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October 6, 2012 4:33pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: Im waxing my eyelashes
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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QueenOfClovers
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October 5, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Once my techer over heard me saying who I like
And the next day, she changed the seating chart so that I could sit next to him.

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QueenOfClovers
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October 4, 2012 10:41pm UTC

My favorite part of a marathon is seeing the runners' reaction when they grab my plastic cup of vodka.

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