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QueenLavina

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Member Since: 25 Apr 2011 12:23pm

Last Seen: 27 Oct 2011 01:16pm

user id: 168884

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About Me!
Haii my name is Alicia
i loveee Justiin Bieber, the colour purple and ice-cream mmmm. 


 
My Quotes
I will be adding a lot of quotes but no stories because people never read them (ashamed) and i will be adding credit to the person that i get the quote of so please dont write a comment like,
Jocked you loser you should be banned from Witty. I dont like that so dont add it.




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  1. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 3:32am UTC
    TODAY,
    I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
    I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
    She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
    because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
    I l o v e t h i s k i d .
    MLIA :) nmq-Mebeniksie, Queenlavina

  2. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 3:26am UTC
    A man was in a locker room,
    changing after playing golf.
    Suddenly, his phone rang.
    He put it on speaker for
    the rest of the guys to hear.
    "Hey hun!" A woman said.
    "Hey babe." The man said.
    "Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
    The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
    "Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
    "Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
    "Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
    "Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
    "Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
    "Bye." He shut the phone.
    Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
    Then the man said....
    "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
    nmq-rawrsmiles, QueenLavina

  3. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  4. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  5. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 12:11am UTC
    If you can't handle the answer,
    don't ask the question.

  6. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 12:07am UTC
    ┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓
    EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! NMF

  7. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Have you ever
    looked at someone
    you hated and thought
    "Why haven't I
    killed you yet?"
    ♥ NMF

  8. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 9:18am UTC
    Somebody to love♥
    Lailas POV
    I was just lying down on my bed, It was a Saturday afternoon and it was the best afternoon i could ever ask for. Well first things first Hi my name is Laila Rose Griffin i am a usual 16 year old teenager and im loving it i have 2 bestfriends and their names are Justin and Kiana yes i do have a boy bestfriend but i mean everyone can. Justin is about my age but he is only 1 month older than me, Kiana and i are always described as sisters we do everything together laugh, talk at the same time, and never ever would we just hooking up with guys in closets or anything close to that. I have long wavy brunette hair with Green and Hazel eyes my lips are natural pink and my cheeks are always rosy red people would always ask me if i use any make-up or anything and the first thing i would say is, No because beauty doesnt have a price we have our own beauty and we should admire it if people like it or not. I would say im pretty but my bestfriend Kiana has a passion she has long blonde hair with amazing blue eyes she has a dark tan even though i have just a tan i like it. Justin is my soulmate he is my other half i remember when we were 5 years old the first time we met he had those beautiful gorgeous brown eyes that i always loved to look into. We would always stand up for eachother if we get bullied or harrased. I loved all those moments but they all had to end when i had to move away from Canda to Atlana, GA. I was disappointed but i mean it happens to everyone my bestfriend Kiana and i first met when i moved into my 2 story house it was huge she lived right next door to me we even had balconies across from eachother at night i would jump over my balconie to hers so we could have a sleep-over and that lasted about 2 years until she had to move away. I thought it was a cycle of bestfriends like i moved away from Justin and when i met Kiana she had to move away. BOOM! my front door slammed i guess my mum is home i heard her yell from downstairs LAILA! You have to get ready there are new neighbours and we are going over to their house right now alright mum, My mums name is Georgia Griffin i have no Dad since he went to the army when i was born and never came back so i have never met him i was sad when my mother told me but i got over it. I have no siblings so there is only my mum and me. I got up from my King sized bed and ran over to my walk-in closet i got a pink Hollister shirt with denim blue shorts i got some pink flip-flops i didnt have to do my hair since it was already made this morning. I walked downstairs and i saw that my mum was already ready her brown hair was just in a ponytail she wore what any mother would wear shorts with either a tank-top or a over-shoulder top but she just wore a tank-top. My mum asked me if i was okay if we spend time with the new neighbours i was alright with it but i hope there is a girl my age we walked out of the house and just walked over to the 'new' neighbours house my mum had a smirk on her face like she already knew who the neighbour was and when i asked she just casually said no so i just went along with it after a minute we just walked onto the front porch that my friend bulit and rang the doorbell and when that person anwsered it my face grew in a big wide smile.
    Hi Guys! Im starting a story please read it i am hoping you will and i think you know who think the 'new' neighbour is i will post a chapter everyday but if i get any favs or comments i will post more than 1 chapter a day so please read.

  9. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 12:52am UTC
    (1) Friend Request
    (0) Mutual Friends
    how the hell did you find me?
    nmf

  10. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 12:48am UTC
    "QUIET, IT'S A TORNADO DRILL!" "what, is the tornado going to hear us?"
    not mine.

  11. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 7:52am UTC
    CONGRATZ.
    Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your against the wall. Then assemble the pieces.

  12. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 7:35am UTC
    WHEN I SAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE,
    MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T COUNT.

  13. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 7:30am UTC
    loveme?
    great.
    hateme?
    even better.
    thinki'mugly?
    don't look at me.
    don'tknowme?
    don't judge me.
    thinkyouknowme?
    you have no idea.

  14. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 7:17am UTC
    People can't change the truth,
    but the truth can change people.
    [♥][♥][♥]

  15. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 7:06am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When your just chilling in the park and then
    >>Bruno Mars walks by dragging a piano

  16. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 6:38am UTC
    Dear Haters,
    ╭∩╮ º.º ╭∩╮
    Sincerely, Me.

  17. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:13am UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    When Bruno Mars threw a GRENADE, Justin Bieber cried, "BABY!" and Katy Perry asked, "Why couldn't we just use FIREWORKS?" Then Taio Cruise said, "Well at least it wasn't DYNAMITE.". Then David Archuleta asked Bruno to APOLOGIZE. B.o.B then use some MAGIC
    Like

  19. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

  20. QueenLavina QueenLavina
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    Who is in a coffin
    under the sea
    Osama Bin Ladin

:)

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