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August 24, 2011 6:46am UTC

My eyes are in front to see ahead not to see the past.
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August 24, 2011 6:20am UTC

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PurpleSmilies
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August 1, 2011 2:38am UTC

" U s e r n a m e a l r e a d y t a k e n "
B I T C H , W H O S T O L E M Y I D E A.
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N M F , N M Q .

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PurpleSmilies
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 3:01am UTC

mom: "one!"
me: "do you really think counting will make me do anything?"
mom: "two"
me: "OKAY! i'm going, i'm going!!"
nmf,nmq

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PurpleSmilies
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 2:57am UTC

-----------♥-----------
I laugh harder
when I try to explain
why i'm laughing
-----------♥-----------nmf
nmf,nmq

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PurpleSmilies
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 2:46am UTC

remember when...
3-D glasses were made out of paper
and red and blue lenses?
♥♥♥
nmf,nmq.

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PurpleSmilies
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 12:31am UTC

When I hear the word love,
all i think about is you♥
nmf, nmq

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posted a quote
July 31, 2011 12:13am UTC

Bruce: Hello. My name is Bruce.
Anchor, Chum: Hello, Bruce.
Bruce: It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
[Anchor and Chum applaud]
Chum: You're an inspiration to us all!
Anchor: Amen!
♥
-Finding Nemo
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PurpleSmilies
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 12:06am UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
nmf, nmq

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PurpleSmilies
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 12:01am UTC

“You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.”
-Winnie The Pooh
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PurpleSmilies
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 11:55pm UTC

I failed a spelling test
because they asked me how to spell
PLAYER
& I put down your name
nmf/nmq

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posted a quote
July 30, 2011 11:50pm UTC

I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
him♥
fave if any of these apply to you♥ nmf, nmq

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posted a quote
July 30, 2011 11:45pm UTC

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✔ Twitter account
✔ Facebook account
✔ Witty account
✔ Tumblr account
✔ youtube account
"Dude, do you have a life!?"
"OMG, WHAT'S THE LINK!?"
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PurpleSmilies
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 11:40pm UTC

"please don't see me, please don't see me, please don't see me."
"HEYYYYY!"
" S h i t . "
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PurpleSmilies
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 11:29pm UTC

You know you've done well
when somene replies with
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
instead of
"haha."
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PurpleSmilies
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 11:25pm UTC

sometimes,
the people with the worst past
can create
the best future nnm
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