My mates best one liners:
ha, bought my mom an easter egg with a mug in so i could say, ha ha egg cup!!!!
can't we just have a normal non-screaming day?
I didn't get a easter egg but i got some egg shaped chocolate does that count?
hahahahahaahaahahaah lol
*knocks my bag off side* omg the unicorns just knocked your bag off the side!!! omg!!!
pickle off!!
your such a nasty piece of cheese!
i stand in puddles cus when i pretend its the sea i feel like a giant!
is there an actual big apple in new york? cus if there is it must be mouldy by now...
she cracks me up! lol