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  1. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Me without you is like
    a pot head not high
    airplane that cant fly
    a suicidal that wont die
    a baby that doesn't cry
    Me without you is like
    a shoe with no laces
    a nerd without braces
    poker without aces
    asentencewithoutspaces
    Me without you is like
    the night with no moon
    some soup with no spoon
    halloween without candy
    alchoholics without brandy
    Me without you is like a band with no drummer
    a year with no a summer
    war with no enemy
    medicine with no remedy
    Me without you is like
    a fatherless son
    an unloaded gun
    a detective with no clue
    is me without you
    Me without you is like
    a microphone without a singer
    bees without a stinger
    and church bells with no ringer
    Me without you is like
    a wolf with no clan
    a stove with no pan
    a beach with no sand
    a country with no land
    Because me WITH you is like
    Lilo and Stitch
    Abercrombie and Fitch
    Mac and Cheese
    Thank you and please
    Bees and Honey
    Easter and bunnies
    Christmas with no clause
    a milkshake with two straws
    sleeping and dreams
    cookies and cream
    green eggs and ham

  2. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Today I made a new best friend.
    Her name is Christine.
    She is from Norway.
    She taught me how to swear in Norwegian.
    She is hooking me up with the cute Czech exchange student at our school.
    We like Christine.
    Christine is giving me a social life.
    XD

  3. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Story of My Life
    I finally get invited to a party.
    Like a REAL party... a Halloween one....
    My mom won't let me go because I have to be her DD for her friend's Halloween party
    So unfair :( :(

  4. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    No, I don't have to do this homework because...
    *snaps fingers in Z formation*
    I'm BEYONCE.
    *Storms out of house and performs an amazing song and dance routine*

  5. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    I am so clever that sometimes...
    I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

  6. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    Before I too fast
    f
    a
    l
    l
    *Kiss* me quick but make it l a s t
    So I can see how badly this will hurt me when you say goodbye
    ....
    But you're so hypnotizing
    You've got me laughing while I sing
    You've got me smiling in my sleep
    And I can see this u r v l n
    n a e i g
    Your love is where I'm falling
    But please don't catch me...

  7. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    TRUE STORY
    Me and my friends thought it would be funny to do a prank call.
    So we did, and we called this random number.
    Me: "Hi, did you call for a large cheese pizza?"
    Random Guy: "No..."
    Me: "Well I have a pizza here, and this is the number on the receit, just wanted to tell you it is on its way."
    Random Guy: "What's the name on it?"
    Me: ".... Jim.....?"
    Random Guy: "I'm Jim!"
    Me: "Well I found the address but it doesn't look like anyone's home."
    Jim: "Aw... wrong Jim I geuss. I really want a pizza now, can I order one from you?"
    Only we would call some guy named Jim who actually wanted a pizza.....

  8. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    I'm boarding up the windows
    Locking up my heart
    It's like every time the wind blows
    I feel it t e a r i n g us apart
    Every time *he* smiles :)
    I let him in again
    Everything is fine
    When you're standing in the eye of the HuRrIcAnE

  9. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    She says I'm talking with a big smile
    But they haven't got a clue
    Yeah, they're living the good life
    Can't see what she is going through
    They're driving fast cars
    But they don't know where they're going
    In the fast lane
    Living life without knowing
    And she says
    ♦I wish that I could be like the cool kids
    'Cause all the cool kids
    They seem to fit in
    I wish that I could be like the cool kids♦

  10. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    Smile beautiful,
    Get rid of the frown.
    If you don't keep your head up,
    Your crown hits the ground.
    So cheer up darling,
    Your loved by all.
    Those who can't see your kindness,
    Surely will fall.
    Stay pretty, perfect, wise, and true,
    Remember I will always love you

  11. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
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    October 14, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    Oh course Im going to favorite my own quote (;
    I think its quite lovely!

  12. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    She's not afraid of all the attention.
    She's not afraid of running wild.
    How come she's so afraid of falling in love?

  13. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
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    October 14, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    Who gets a spider man tattoo?
    Who gets a PAC-Man tatto?
    Louis..... WHY?!

  14. Princess2Horan Princess2Horan
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 11:58am UTC
    Soooooo..... will this boyband obsession ever end or is it just a never ending cycle of happiness and tears over some gorgeous guys who will never know I exist?

:)

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