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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:23am UTC

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the
subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a
single student
to learn all subjects ?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:12pm UTC

Pollen: *accidentally enters my body*
Immune System: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Hey, sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl--
Immune System: We're under attack!
Pollen: What?! No! We just got lo--
Immune System: Open the floodgates!
Pollen: The what?
Mucas Membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune System: All of them.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't...oh sh--
*dramatic music*
Me: *sneezes*

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:23pm UTC

The only reason
I enjoy going to bed is
so I can make stories up in my head
which makes my brain think
it’s actually real.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:14pm UTC

Do you ever
just feel so awkward when you buy something
and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back
but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet
and you can feel the world
judging you from afar.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:18pm UTC

you’re gonna regret not dating me
after I get hot

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:30pm UTC

i would
never cheat on someone.
I mean someone being stupid enough to date me
is a once in a lifetime thing
I'm not gonna mess it up

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:45am UTC

That Awkward
moment, When your
friend is arguing with
his parents
and his Parents turn
towards you and ask “Do you ever talk to your
parents like this?”
f o r m a t by rajsonkar

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:08am UTC

if you're
going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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truelove1018
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 7:13pm UTC

I wish someone would notice how broken I am
And at least try and fix me

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truelove1018
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 6:29pm UTC

I Have No one
No one to turn to when I feel like giving up

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truelove1018
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 6:33pm UTC

I AM A [x] [x] [x]
VICTIM
Of my own ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
reality

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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PurplePinkDreams
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 6:03pm UTC

I just want someone to smile at me
genuinely.
I'm sick of hipocrisy.
I'm sick of people doing things just because they have to.

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PurplePinkDreams
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Me when I have school the day after: *pulls an all-nighter*
Me when I don't have school the day after: *goes to bed at 10 pm*

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PurplePinkDreams
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Me: OMG A NOTIFICATION
Me: That's right b.tches, I'm the queen!
Me: *dances like Josh Nichols*
Me: *clicks on the notification*
Me: It's me favoriting my own quote...
Me: *stops dancing*
Me: Every time!

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PurplePinkDreams
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:37pm UTC

How I ruined some guy's pick-up line:
Him: Did it hurt?
Me: Huh?
Him: I said, did it hurt?
Me: Ohh you mean my nose piercing?
Him: What the.. I was gonna say.. um, nevermind...
Half true story.

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PurplePinkDreams
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:52pm UTC

Five year old me: I want to become a mermaid!
Fifteen year old me: I said mermaid, not whale!

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 5:52am UTC

Jade Anderson was only 14
Just a normal teenage girl.
She lived in Manchester and got killed by feral dogs just the other day.
Jade was a Directioner and it was her funeral yesterday.
She was carried into the church in a pink coffin to 'WMYB'
Her friends and family wore shirts that said:
"rip Jade" and "Justice for Jade"
&had a picture of the boys on the back.
Notes were left for her saying things like:
'The world's biggest One Direction fan'
She was buried with her not yet used concert tickets
And a signed picture of the boys.
She never got to meet them and
she's never going to see them again.
So next time your complaining,
about not being able to meet the boys,
Just be thankful that there is hope in the future
And just take a minute to remember Jade
And how lucky you really are.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 5:58pm UTC

Forget about the thigh gap, the collar bones, and the hip bones.
Make it about good health.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 6:35pm UTC

I just saw a guy at Walmart and he looked like Morgan Freeman and he
caught me staring at him and he pointed at me and said, "I am not Morgan Freeman."

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