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PortaI

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Member Since: 31 Jul 2013 01:20pm

Last Seen: 5 Sep 2013 10:26am

Gender: F

user id: 367867

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i'm a sarcastic little s//it named Iva.
I swear a lot more than I should and I'M SORRY I DOn'T DO IT INTERNTIONALLY.



I hate it when ppl spl lyk diz so if you're a person like that, i will gladly give you a dictionary and tell you to gtfo.
I'm not into fancy fonts and all those profile layouts so I'm sorry if this is not pretty but basically i'm telling you i'm not creative and I shall never be.
I tend to mess up stuff alot more than I should so yeah.
I'm not completely this friendless type but I do not trust people so easily so if you speak to me and think that from a ''hey'' i'm going to trust you my age or nationality or whatsoever and give you away my kik and skype and my bank id card then i'm sorry bud but nope. no. bye. the door is over there. no, not there.
over there... I think you got it now. sayonaraaaa.
I can draw and play the piano but none of those things are ever going on the internet cause nope. Emberassing.
If you're gonna be nice to me, I'm gonna be nice to you. So keep that in mind if you wanna be my friend. I reject no one. Unless they are men over 40. Yep.
I'm pretty much quiet and I don't have anything to talk about so don't go all hulk on me cause I never speak to you. I'm a sad poor lil' person.
Furthermore, I hope you're actually reading this cause I swear if you ask me thefollowing question in the comments one day I will murder you with a spoon. No, I'm not new to witty. I've knew it for a long time, but I've never bothered to actually register cause I know that with the luck I have I'll get no faves and no followers but ah f/ck it.
I like Sherlock and Supernatural. I'm fangirling over Misha collins. I like Amazing Phil and Dan, I love Pewds And Cry. Basically, I'm like every other girl you'd meet on this site. Yea




i'm also into anime and i like otome games. c:
 
  1. PortaI PortaI
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    Dreams
    are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you.

  2. PortaI PortaI
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    So I have this bad habit of talking to myself especially when I play video games
    and long story short I was playing a video game and I forgot my parents were in the room
    and i started talking with myself ABOUT HOW SAD MY LIFE IS and swearing and when I finaly realized
    there's other people around (which includes mostly everyone of my family relatives hooray ♥)
    I looked up and all of their faces were pointed towards me and they went silent for legit 10 minutes
    and i think they think im possesed by a demon now helpme

:)

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