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  1. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    Is there anyone that I can trust or is everything just fake?

  2. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    OMG Just got yogurt on my nose :p

  3. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    kissing test♥
    1.hold your breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.good now if you did this without breathing you are a good kisser

  4. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    You guys are all beautiful
    Know that forever

  6. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings have changed & that it was time to move on. A Silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passes her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If you make this your status in the next two minutes someone special will text or call you. If you don't post this, your worse week will start tomorrow

  7. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have te best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins

  8. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    I always end up being number 2..... It sucks

  9. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Hey you . . . Yeah i mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this . . The angels have seen you struggling with something. The angels say its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in angels send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. The angels are going to fix two (big) things in your favor. If you believe in angels . . . Drop everything and re-post

  10. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    Now copy and repost this. If you don't, you'll have bad relationships for 69 years. By12:05 pm tonight, yourone true love will realize how much they want you

  11. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Time will pass and we will part but true friends stay close at heart :)

  12. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Has anyone ever stared at the person you were dating and starting flirting with them..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
    well this is what I have to say to that.
    HE IS MINE SO STEP AWAY!

  13. LilE* LilE*
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    April 19, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Don't you every feel like you don't belong.......comment if you feel like this sometimes. And I will give you advice!!!!

  14. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE DUDE I LIKE OMG!!!!

  15. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    CAN SOMEONE HELP ME I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS ONE DUDE.
    BUT I'M DATING THIS OTHER DUDE AND I LOVE HIM SO WHAT DO I DO WHEN THE DUDE THAT I WANT TO BE WITH THAT I LOVE WILL NEVER HAVE ME
    OR AT LEAST I THINK HE WON'T............... HELP
    COMMENT TO GIVE ME ADVICE!

  16. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test!
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
    Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
    Now Find The Mistake:
    abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    ****** *** *** ****** *** ******
    Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  17. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    A dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his
    wife and turns the gun to himself and pulls the trigger.
    The little girl sits behind a couch crying.
    The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to
    her first Sunday
    school at church.
    She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross
    The little girl then ask's the teacher,
    "How did that man get off the cross?"
    The teacher replied,
    "He never did"
    .Then the little girl argued, "Yes he did. Because the night that my
    mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch,
    telling me everything was going to be alright".
    66% of you won't post this
    But remember:
    . "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall deny you in front of my
    Father".
    So, re-post this!!!

  18. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    ohhh boyyyy
    I bet no guy has the guts to write me a paragraph in my comment box on my profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass this on and see who the nicest guy is on Witty. See what guy can actually write a paragraph that will suprise you.

    I am passing it on!!! Not mine!

  19. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    What boys think about at night.
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you

  20. LilE* LilE*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    When you are trying to get a guy to like you remember that always work your eyes and smile like you don't know that he is looking and work your hair that is what i always do and they talk to me! :)

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