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Pixie679
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 5:50pm UTC

Teacher:Ok class think of a sentance with the word "definately" in.
*girl puts her hand up*
teacher:Susan?
Susan: i like definately cheese.
teacher:*chuckles* no that doesnt make sense susan.
*at back of class boy puts his hand up*
teacher: yes johnny?
johnny:do farts have lumps?
teacher:why certainly no!
johnny: then i definately just shìt ny pants!

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Pixie679
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 6:11am UTC

❦
I miss the old days...
...When witty used to be fun.

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Pixie679
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 11:03am UTC

Its my birthday
Im 15
Can i atleast get 15
faves?
i would be so happy!
Thank you wittians.

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 12:22pm UTC

roses are red
Facebook is blue
No mutal friends
Who the fawk are you?

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 1:10pm UTC

Answers.com
Resolved Question
Can I eat my period?
Girls only plzz answer!! Yesterday I was really hungry and my dad was gone. I also
had my period so I scooped some of it up and put it in my mouth and ate it. I really
liked the taste, is that bad, cause now I'm going to gobble up my period every time it
happens. Is it unhealthy? Thanks.
I've lost all hope for humanity.

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Pixie679
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May 26, 2012 1:09pm UTC

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Ashley F*ck everyone.
Like • Comment • 45 minutes ago near Whoville.
John you already did.
42 minutes ago • Like

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 1:06pm UTC

(o.o)
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This is Steve.
How many hugs can you give Steve for making Witty?
1 FAVE = 1 HUG

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 11:48am UTC

A Texture of a bananna is like eating poo.

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 4:10pm UTC

"TwinkleTwinkle Little Whóre Close Your Legs Ther Not A Door. Your Gonna Catch An STD && Your Only Wanted Cuz Your Free"
'Shut up biiish your birth cirtificate is a sorry letter from the cóndom factroy '

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 3:02pm UTC

The names demo,y'all think im emo,im cool yo,& i love finding nemo.Word.

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 11:53am UTC

Troll.
:D

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 11:32am UTC

At A Public Place: At home:
Im so sofisticated 68 chips at
i eat 1 chip at a A Time
time. :') nom nom nom :p

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 3:50pm UTC

HULLO
ALL
F@GGOTS
NICE
TO
SEE
UR
UGLY
FACE.

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 1:46pm UTC

OMG TODAY WAS AMAZING!AFTER SCHOOL ME AND MY CRUSH WALKED HOME TOGETHER HOLDING HANDS AND HE GAVE ME HIS JACKET AND WE KISSED!!!!!!!
LOL JK REALLY,AFTER SCHOOL I WENT ON WITTY AND TYPED THIS UP.

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 1:43pm UTC

Vajina.

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:28pm UTC

My Parents: You're So Cute and anyone would be
lucky to date you.
People Online: You're So Cute and anyone would
be lucky to date you.
People at School: f**k you, you're ugly

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Friend:Hey could i have one of ur sweets?
Me:Sure!
*gives flavour i hate*
Friend:Uhh...thanks
me:No prob!its my fav flavour and i wanted to share it! ;)
Friend:Okk...........

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 7:34am UTC

Haters gonna hate potatoes gonna potate.

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Pixie679
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 12:10pm UTC

Somebody please say a boys name that goes with francesca.

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