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  1. xnothingxxpersonalx9 xnothingxxpersonalx9
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2010 5:53pm UTC
    & I'm just such a happy mess ♥
    - fall out boy .

  2. LeleNRenziRockinOut LeleNRenziRockinOut
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2010 5:51pm UTC
    (_.·´¯`·×» knowing someone isn't right for you
    doesn't [x] change [x] how [x] you [x] feel
    - lizzie mcguire

  3. fearlessx3 fearlessx3
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 7:55pm UTC
    Going to bed the other night,
    (_.·´¯`·×»I NOTICED PEOPLE IN MY SHED STEALING THINGS. I PHONED THE POLICE,
    but was told no one was in the area to help. they said they would
    send someone over as soon as possible. i hung up. a minute later,
    i rang again. 'hello,' i said, 'i called you a minute ago because there
    were people in my shed. you don't have to hurry now. i shot
    them.' within minutes there were half a dozen police cars, in the
    area, plus helicopters, and an armed response unit. they caught
    the burglars red handed. one of the officers said: 'i thought you
    said you'd shot them' to which i replied: 'i thought you said there
    was no one available."
    -TONY GLADSTONE.

  4. fearlessx3 fearlessx3
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 7:05pm UTC
    "You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom.
    But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the w e a k / /
    simply because he's a dick. No.. no...Stan here is much more ( c o m p l e x ) than that..
    See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for o n e of t h r e e reasons ;
    One: underneath all that male b r a v a d o there's an i n s e c u r e little girl just banging
    \ \ \ on the closet door trying to get out. Two: like a ( caveman ) Stan's b r a i n is..
    underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act aggressively.
    T h r e e :
    Stan has a small wiener."
    -17 Again.

  5. xoemvermox xoemvermox
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2010 8:08pm UTC
    If God brings you too it,
    ... he'll bring you through it.

  6. ForeverYoung_ ForeverYoung_
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2010 12:43am UTC
    "it takes no time t o fall in love
    but it takes years to know what love is"
    J A S O N M R A Z ♥

  7. Java Java
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2010 9:28am UTC
    i can pull off
    cute but i dont
    have an ounce
    of sexy in me
    -lauren conrad

  8. dreamforeverrx3 dreamforeverrx3
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 10:24pm UTC
    >> You're going to fall in love so many times
    before you find the one you'll be with forever.
    [ Think of it this way; ]
    → you're just one broken heart closer to
    happily ever after ,♥
    -wizardsofwaverlyplace

  9. xnothingxxpersonalx9 xnothingxxpersonalx9
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2010 5:03pm UTC
    If everybody minded their own business
    the world would go around a great deal faster than it does .
    The Duchess - ALICE IN WONDERLAND

  10. xnothingxxpersonalx9 xnothingxxpersonalx9
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2010 10:49pm UTC
    ♥A Penny for your thoughts
    But a dollar for your insights
    Or a fortune for your disaster ♥
    Fall Out Boy

  11. splash_of_joy splash_of_joy
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2010 8:07pm UTC
    If you don't kiss a girl on the first date,
    you're a gentleman
    If you don't kiss her on the second date,
    you're gay.

  12. HelloStranger HelloStranger
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2009 10:50pm UTC
    Even wHen You've LosT aLL HoPe,
    you can't give up on anyone /////////// especially yourself.

  13. xoxomarissaxoxo xoxomarissaxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 2:04pm UTC
    "Don't go where I can't follow."
    Samwise

  14. Laura_ATL Laura_ATL
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2009 6:04pm UTC
    " It's easy to forget how to appreciate your
    front door when you're always
    walking through it "
    - Alexander W. Gaskarth.

  15. xx_BoO_xx xx_BoO_xx
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 9:14pm UTC
    I've learned that Goodbyes
    will always hurt
    pictures never replace
    having been there,
    memories good or bad
    will bring tears
    and words can never
    replace those feelings

  16. iitsXxlexiieee iitsXxlexiieee
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 9:38pm UTC
    we all have both light and dark inside of us
    WHAT MATTERS IS THE PART WE CHOOSE TO ACT ON. THAT'S WHO WE REALLY ARE.
    -HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHEONIX-

  17. marissarosexx3 marissarosexx3
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2009 7:08pm UTC
    you can tell
    a lot about a
    person’s character
    by what they
    smile about.

  18. yeahhitskatiee yeahhitskatiee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2009 4:36pm UTC
    nxexvxexr lxoxoxk bxaxcxk
    -x- // unless your planning on going that way // -x-

  19. KissMySass_x33 KissMySass_x33
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2009 2:00pm UTC
    "You Wouldn't Be As Lonley
    _ . · ´ ¯ ` · > if you had a T a m a g a c h i"
    -Jack Barakat ♥

  20. anonymousxx anonymousxx
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 8:11pm UTC
    It does not do to dwell on dreams
    and forget to live.
    -Albus Dumbledore

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