Teenagers.
By the time you come home, the fridge will be empty of everything that contains sugar. Texting is important, and no you don’t need to see what our texts say. We like our bedrooms to be messy, how else would we find anything? Headphones in, world out. It’s just fact. Homework is done no earlier than midnight, no matter when we said it was finished. Ben and Jerry’s cure’s everything from paper cuts to broken hearts. Don’t expect an intelligent conversation before 10am, because you will be disappointed. Getting ready for school takes time...do you really expect us to face the world with bed hair? Everything is a big deal when you’re in double maths. Whatever the question, chocolate is always the answer. We fall in love at least once a week- trust me, it’s not on purpose. Candy is a perfectly reasonable breakfast (lunch and dinner). We can’t hear you calling us to dry the dishes, so you might as well do it yourself. Don’t bother trying to understand us, because we don’t understand ourselves.