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1. Pennyx2k13
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2013 12:42pm UTC
   Sometimes I worry about,
   the ads on witty.
   Seriously,
   I really don't need to know,
   that a 57 year old woman,
   looks 27 because shes rubbing,
   what looks like strawberry jam,
   all over her face..
   
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2. Pennyx2k13
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2013 12:21pm UTC
   Remember when we used to have to say a prayer before we ate lunch?
   Now its just like, "RUN! Get that mother f*cker seat!"
   
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3. Pennyx2k13
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2013 12:02pm UTC
   It's January now,
   And I'm still listening to
   Call Me Maybe.
   
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4. Pennyx2k13
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2013 9:49am UTC
   Taylor Swift : The Best Day <3
   Favorite Quotes
   "..I don't know why all the trees change in the fall, but I know you're not scared of anything at all. Don't know if Snow White's house is near or far away, but I know I had the best day with you, today.."
   "..And we talk and window shop till I forgotten all them names.."
   "..I don't know who I'm gonna talk to now at school, but I know I'm laughing in the car rde home with you.."
   "..Don't know how long, its gonna take to feel OK, but I know I had the best day with you, today.."
   ".. I have an excellent father, his strength is making me stronger. God smiles on my little brother, inside and out he's better than I am.."
   "..I grew up in a pretty house and I had space to run.."
   "..Its the age of princesses and pirate ships, and the seven dwarfs.."
   ".. Dadddy's smart and you're the prettiest lady in the whole wide world.."
   "..And now I know why all the trees change in the fall. I know you were on my side, even when I was wrong.."
   "..I love you for giving me your eyes.."
   ".. And staying back and watching me shine.."
   ".. I didn't know if you knew, so I'm taking this chance to say, that I had the bast day with you, today.."
   
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5. Pennyx2k13
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2013 9:14am UTC
   you cant expect the world without expecting the responsibility of it too..
   
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6. Pennyx2k13
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   January 4, 2013 8:00pm UTC
   " The world is ugly but you're beautiful to me.."
   a girl i know says this all the time x
   
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7. Pennyx2k13
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2013 7:53pm UTC
   let me tell you something,,
   you're beautiful, you're amazing.
   keep telling yourself that.
   
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8. Pennyx2k13
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2013 7:51pm UTC
   it bothers me a lot that after you post a quote you realize you spelt half the words wrong
   
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9. Pennyx2k13
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   January 4, 2013 7:46pm UTC
   the awkward moment when your eight year old sister has a better love life than you o.o
   
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10. Pennyx2k13
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    January 4, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    i never dumb myself down for a boy,, if anything i smarten my self up.. The moral of this story is never dumb yourself down, smart people always win! - Sometimes i worry about my friend Shannon, she said this to me yesterday
    
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11. Pennyx2k13
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    January 4, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    i dont think theres a measure of time for forever,, i think it can be as long as we need it to be
    
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12. Pennyx2k13
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    January 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    women are not moody, we just have days where we are less inclined to put up with your crap.
    
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13. Pennyx2k13
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    January 4, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    jumping like a ninja because i got 10 likes on the same quote #melodramatic
    
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14. Pennyx2k13
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure I'm the only person,
    who's dad calls them at 11 pm,
    and asks:
    "I'm stopping for take-out,
    Do you want a portion of chicken balls?"
    My screwed up family #1
    
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15. Pennyx2k13
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    The awkward
    moment♥.
    ♥ When you slip on a completely flat surface ♥
    _________________________________________
    
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16. Pennyx2k13
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    January 4, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    The awkward moment when your busting out your best moves in front of your mirror and your mom walks in.
    
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17. Pennyx2k13
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    It has come to my attention th family is really werid.
    So, I decided I should make a series.
    Please let me know if you want me to.
    Thanks x
    
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18. Pennyx2k13
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Brother : You're making another packet of noodles?
    Me : Yes. Do you have a problem with that?
    Brother : Thats your third packet!
    Me : Yeah, so?
    Brother :
    Brother :
    Brother :
    Brother :
    Brother : You are one freaky chick.
    
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19. Pennyx2k13
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    ★
    Dear Mom and Dad ♥
    One day I will make you proud..
    
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20. Pennyx2k13
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    Sometimes theres no reason, I just feel ugly..
    
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