One day...
Friend #1: If you guys could be any animal, what would you be?
Friend #2: Where the heck did that come from?
Friend1: ... Just answer it -_-'
Friend3: Well... I'd be a dog, cause then I'd be so adorable!
Friend2: Whale, totally a whale, so then I could EAT THE WHALE HUNTERS WHEN THEY TRY TO HARPOON ME!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Friend1: ... Okay, then. Well, I'd be...
Me: Narwhal.
Friend1: What?
Me: A Narwhal. I'd be a narwhal if I were an animal.
Friend3: Pfft, that's lame.
Friend2: Dude, come on, don't be a bully! Besides... don't you have to go rescue some kid from a well?
Friend3: That's degrading...
Friend1: But seriously man, a narwhal? WHY?!?!?!!?
Me: Didn't you know... :D
Friend2: Oh God, here she goes again...
Me:
NARWHALS NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN!
Friend3: No...
Me:
CAUSING A COMMOTION, 'CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME.
NARWHALS NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN...
Me + Friend2:
PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WIDE THEY BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT!
Friend3: Not you to...
Me+Friends 1 & 2:
LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN, THEY HAVE A KICK-A$$ FACIAL HORN
THEY ARE THE JEDI OF THE SEA!
(Pause)
Us: ...
Friend3: ...
Us: *Puppy dog eyes*
Friend3: *sigh, grumbles*
They... stop Cthula eating ye...
All of us: :D
NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS!
NARWHALS, justdon'tletthemtouchyourb-
NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS, NARWHALS!
INVENTORS OF THE SHISH-KABOB!
(Repeat)
...
You can not deny the power of the Narwhal song ;D