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OwlheadAthena

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Member Since: 3 Sep 2011 06:11pm

Last Seen: 7 Sep 2011 12:23am

user id: 215185

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Well... hi. I guess. Erm... enjoy? My quotes, I mean- Yeah.
  1. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    Out of all the little fishies in the ocean...
    I caught you. :/
    And strangely enough, you're the one that let me go, even though I caught you.
    Girls who live by the ocean, I think you need to lock your doors at night. Because the fishies are evolving.

  2. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE SPECIAL (SUPERMARKET EDITION):
    #3: Your mom has to drag you away from the lobster tank where you were making 'fishy' faces at the lobsters... and the people behind the counter.
    Continue?

  3. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    MY LITTLE PONY. (Friendship is freaking magic, yo ;D)
    SPONGEBOB.
    WILD KRATTS.
    ARTHUR.
    CARTOONS IN GENERAL.
    Please tell me I am not alone in watching these D:

  4. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE 'SPECIAL' (SUPERMARKET EDITION):
    #2: You play bumper cars with your cart... against an old lady.
    Continue?

  5. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    One day...
    Friend #1: If you guys could be any animal, what would you be?
    Friend #2: Where the heck did that come from?
    Friend1: ... Just answer it -_-'
    Friend3: Well... I'd be a dog, cause then I'd be so adorable!
    Friend2: Whale, totally a whale, so then I could EAT THE WHALE HUNTERS WHEN THEY TRY TO HARPOON ME!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    Friend1: ... Okay, then. Well, I'd be...
    Me: Narwhal.
    Friend1: What?
    Me: A Narwhal. I'd be a narwhal if I were an animal.
    Friend3: Pfft, that's lame.
    Friend2: Dude, come on, don't be a bully! Besides... don't you have to go rescue some kid from a well?
    Friend3: That's degrading...
    Friend1: But seriously man, a narwhal? WHY?!?!?!!?
    Me: Didn't you know... :D
    Friend2: Oh God, here she goes again...
    Me:
    NARWHALS NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN!
    Friend3: No...
    Me:
    CAUSING A COMMOTION, 'CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME.
    NARWHALS NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN...
    Me + Friend2:
    PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WIDE THEY BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT!
    Friend3: Not you to...
    Me+Friends 1 & 2:
    LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN, THEY HAVE A KICK-A$$ FACIAL HORN
    THEY ARE THE JEDI OF THE SEA!
    (Pause)
    Us: ...
    Friend3: ...
    Us: *Puppy dog eyes*
    Friend3: *sigh, grumbles*
    They... stop Cthula eating ye...
    All of us: :D
    NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS!
    NARWHALS, justdon'tletthemtouchyourb-
    NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS, NARWHALS!
    INVENTORS OF THE SHISH-KABOB!
    (Repeat)
    ...
    You can not deny the power of the Narwhal song ;D

  6. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE 'SPECIAL' (SUPERMARKET EDITION)
    #1: Upon entering the store, you immediately go forward to rub the peaches. Because they are Nature's velvet :D
    Should I continue?

  7. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    If I were a Disney Princess, I'd be... Mulan. YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! (It was a tie between like, three others though XD BUt Mulan's the only one I got ten in :3)
    Cinderella:[] One of your parents is dead[] You are expected to do a lot of chores[] You love to dress up[x] You love animals[x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming[] Your mom is really strict[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you[] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes[x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before[] You have blonde hairTOTAL: 3Belle:[x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like[x] You’ve been lost in the forest[x] You love to read[x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind[x] One of your family members is a bit weird[x] You have done volunteer work[x] You have a wild imagination[x] You love to take care of people in need[] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you outTOTAL: 9Jasmine:[x] Your dad is very rich/important[x] You are very clever[x] You’ve been with someone way different from you[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself[] You don’t have a lot of friends[x] You’re independent[x] You are wealthy[x]Your parents try to control your lifeTOTAL: 9Ariel[x] Your parents expect a lot from you[x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you[x] You’re a bit of a trouble maker[] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2[] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)[x] You collect something[x]You have/had long, hair[x] You have/had a pet fish[x] You’re extremely curious[x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullibleTOTAL: 4Snow White:[x] You know that you’re beautiful[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you[x] You’ve almost been killed (It was an accident)[x] You have at least seven good friends[x] You’ve had food poisoning[x] You have/had short hair[x] You get along with almost everyone[x] All of your friends are different[x] You love to have a good time[x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than inTOTAL: 9Mulan:[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.[x] People wish you could be a bit more girly[x]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not[x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone[x] You have/had considered running away from home[x] Your parents try to plan your life out[x] a lot of your friends are boys[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations[x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect themTOTAL: 10Aurora[] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents[/] You almost died at a very young age[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful[x]You have a decent singing voice[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends[x] You spend most of your time outside [try to][] You’re adopted[] You’re very romantic[] Pink is one of your favorite colorsTOTAL: 4.5Pocahontas[] You love to walk around and explore big cities[x] You are more spiritual than religious[] You’ve been in an interracial relationship[x] One of your family members is dead (Like, grandparents?)[x] Your parents are very protective of you[x] Someone you know has been in war[x]You love nature[x] You have/had black hair[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful[x] You’re very adventurousTOTAL: 8repost this as 'if i were a Disney princess i would be' ... with the one you have the most in.

  8. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    I'm feeling kind of iffy about school right now.
    On one hand, I can see all my friends and him there.
    On the other hand... it's school :/
    Of course, all those prissy kids won't get put in place by themselves, am I right? ;D
    OWLHEADATHENA.
    PRISSY KIDS HUNTER.
    I charge by the hour people ;)
    Well now, semi-school rant done, IMMA GONNA GO EAT SOME BROWNIES!
    You jelly? ;) XDDDD

  9. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    School...starting tomorrow... oh Dear God. D:
    Strangely enough, I'm starting to feel like Witty is my version of Twitter/Facebook :/ HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

  10. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    This quote has been deleted.
    ;D
    Fave if you get it.

  11. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    Dear Prissy girls at my school...
    I totally get that you're upset that 'Josh' broke up with you. But I see no reason why you should object to him actually getting over you and dating 'Miranda'. That being said, I also see no reason why you have to run sobbing down the halls in the middle of classes and locking yourself in the bathroom until lunch, and then breaking into fresh new tears when you see your makeup running and you drag all the rest of your 'friends' into the bathroom to 'help'. And then you guys all lock yourselves back up in the stalls.
    Sincerely,
    THE GIRLS WHO HAVE TO HONESTLY GO TO THE BATHROOM. :|

  12. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    So someone (*cough*My cousin*coughcough*) Told me that Witty is
    FOR GIRLS.
    Someone care to explain to me why there are guys on here?!?!?
    That is all.
    (Note: Not that I have any problems against guys or whatever, but it's just like... what to they know about PERIODS?!?!?!? Totally awkward, if you ask me...)

  13. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    IN MY REALITY...
    ~I have every single thing I ever wanted. (Within a reasonable amount XP)
    ~All of my family is ALIVE and well.
    ~And people don't judge me.
    What about you?

  14. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    Don't, try to fix me
    I'm not broken...
    -Hello, Evanesence
    This applies to so many people in real life I can't even-

  15. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    I just realized school is around the corner.
    And all I can think is:
    Where the heck did the time go?!?!?!? D:

  16. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    YOU KNOW YOUR AN INDIVIDUALIST WHEN...
    You sing the Narwhal song in public...
    YOU KNOW WHEN PEOPLE RESPECT/APPRECIATE YOU/LOOK UP TO YOU WHEN...
    They sing the Narwhal song WITH you.

  17. OwlheadAthena OwlheadAthena
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    I'm a lot of things...
    A person.
    An Individualist.
    But the most important thing I will ever be...
    Is your friend.

:)

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